Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Top comments
123josie123 11
But he was still hard?? :/
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.
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Comments (178)
123josie123 11
But he was still hard?? :/
Pentium_4 27
if he was, must have been having a relating dream
theten_fml 9
That just happened to me! Except I'm the boyfriend and I didn't fall asleep. Sooooo.. Doesn't matter had sex.
PaigeySlade 7
18- ...ya because that made sense
BarDownDaily 12
18- So it didn't happen to you then.
theten_fml 9
....um sure.. Sure
lsheldon2018 14
That's rape
skullcandifiedDJ 5
34- it's not rape if you enjoy it.. But in this case, yep that's rape
RrLSf19 0
Love to see what his dream was :3
christyxbee 15
You're doing it wrong.
xandiya21 0
definitely not doing it right
FaustXIII 0
Maybe her mouth was super relaxing! :-)
Kain713 14
******** are very relaxing, and since you're not physically active like during sex is pretty easy to fall asleep, especially if you're already tired.
sskarma23 9
At least he'll have a wet dream..
xFluttershy 7
scrape your teeth the next time, I guarantee he'll stay awake.
Epsilonyx 15
42, you should just ******* end your life right now for even saying that such an action is possible. My body aches because of your comment. ;~;
BeefyQueef 5
47-I lolololol at your hair.
partyfool2011 4
I don't understand. What's wrong with her hair?
Gondile 4
Because he's not a girl...
Epsilonyx 15
Thanks, 86! You sound like an attractive guy yourself. Your profile picture is an indicator of your confidence level, I'm sure.
iamabamf 17
86-It's okay, I liked your hair. (:
g_asia 4
Maybe you just suck at it. Practice makes perfect !
inthe_tub 10
pun intended?
PaigeySlade 7
Hahahaha...i see what you did there ;P
perdix 31
Getting a bad ******** is frightening and stressful. There's no way he could doze off if she sucked at it. When you are getting terrible head, you are worried about physical injury and dreading the idea of trying to get her to stop without hurting her feelings.
Revengaz 0
That is so true.
RaidenEl 5
Lol terrible head doesn't just mean..teeth..:S it could also be she's to slow/loose on the lip grip/not very into it and so on! Basically she boring orrrrrr he sleeps when pleasured xP
BostonBruinsFan 8
Perdix, the person meant that she sucks it alot
sparto 0
Did you stop?
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.
matanblum 3
It sucks that you're so bad (thumbs down)
Torva_fml 16
I'd love to Thumbs you down.
periwinkle95 10
Haha 6 you asked for it!
linkinpark98 24
With pleasure!
bettyc4 26
I learned its possible for guys to cum without anything coming out, he must have done that then passed out. OR... You're so use to cum you didn't notice when he was done lol if that's so I congratulate you on bein a pro man pleaser
robertlovespi 3
Good thing you have beauty because you are sure lacking in the brains department.
RiseAlone 5
^win
PaigeySlade 7
Agreed with 17 xD
SmirkingRevenge_fml 7
I can imagine how you 'learned' that; 'um okay, you can stop that now.' 'but you didn't even cum?' 'sure I did! it was just invisible!'
bettyc4 26
Wow. Look it up guys a man can experience an ****** without ejaculating. Yes it is possible.
gage27 5
That's what my girlfriend likes best, my capability to produce invisible semen, it truly is amazing.....
salsera13 7
You people are assholes. As well as completely stupid. It is possible for men to ****** without ejaculating. It is also possible for them to ejaculate without ******. Go read a frickin book before you insult people's intelligence.
gage27 5
Calm down there sporto it's a joke, or at least mine was haha!
Epsilonyx 15
Some of you need chill out and stop jumping people and senselessly harassing them. Why comments like those aren't hidden is a mystery to me.
bettyc4 26
Cuz the Internet loves to praise ignorant morons and insult logical intellect including this site. It's all about who can troll better and those 50+ that did thumbs down obviously don't know how to look something up before throwing out their ignorant insults and opinions
brutal_banger 10
It's possible they thumbed you down because they don't like you....I thumbed you down for that reason just a thought
bettyc4 26
That is really stupid thanks for helping to prove my point and the thumbs are supposed to be for the comments not the people. Way to not like someone you don't even know soo mature buddy ...so when does Darwinism kick in again??
noobienick 19
Guys can cum without orgasming, but not the other way around. And yes, I know because I've done it before.
mikepattonfan 0
Must have been a terrible ******* for that to happen
japtch 15
I disagree. Most terrible ******** are terrible because they hurt. I couldn't sleep through that.
nava1210 12
Yeah, if a ******* puts you to sleep. You've got a keeper IMO.
mikepattonfan 0
Really? A good BJ always gets my full attention....
SettoFail 9
It probably didn't fit his needs like maybe she was going to slow and he got bored and dell asleep that doesn't mean she's necessarily terrible he probably just needs to say something.
mrssuarez2011 12
Orrrr he was just incredibly tired?
Shelbyyyyyyy 4
At least youu can stop now.
GPang 4
Maybe you were just so good at it that he fell asleep from being so relaxed.
Cazzybum 11
This; my boyfriend was happily drifting off once and didn't want me to stop! Some sexytime is ferocious, some isn't.
stevenJB 25
That or he passed put from too much excitement. If so I wish she was my gf