Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
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Lisa89 3
so?
GB3500 0
he was just tired
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Lisa89 3
so?
Lisa89 3
Maybe he was just really tired. Yawning doesn't mean you're not enjoying something, it can just mean you're super tired or whatever reasons there are for yawning.. Idunno
Tasanasanta 0
That eager for the first? Don't suck at it next time!
w2z1 0
Could also be a nervous yawn?
pwincessa23 1
I say u yawn while he gives u head or better yet while he's inside u...
interpolrocks 0
I'd say he was just tired.
rzbt21 0
guess you better get back in the kitchen
Eyou 0
LOL 52
cole86 0
do Better next time!!!
skroal 7
FHL for you giving him some bad head.
_TONGAN_ 5
haha he was going to cum but it was a false alarm
coolsteve 0
Bad ******** really are pretty shit tbh
nabo4u 0
I'd say a yawn is better than a grimace. at least you aren't a scraper. watch some **** and get better at your technique. I don't care how tired a guy is, if he's into it, he won't yawn.
TibbysMusic 1
Maybe it's more of a FHL?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yawning doesn't always mean one's tired.
misfitSuperStar 0
18....WIN!!!
BoyFromTheFuture 0
you need some tips from the girl that cracked her neck in yesterdays FML.
1121osu2110 0
I agree with 152! lol
VenomByte 1
The only bad ******* is when they actually blow!
mick3yx123x 0
hahah number 171
Jordna 0
Yawning means you don't have enough oxygen in your body, not that your bored or tired. It could be while you were doing it he was holding his breath because he did like it.
deewekoms 0
i yawned cuz i read this. damn contagious shit.
th3b0ss 0
bite down that should wake him up
berrenduh 0
how can u even giv a bad ********? it's as simple as opening ur mouth. . . and u kno the rest.
1gator1nation1 0
Bahahaha 223 FTW!!
TAugusta 0
hahaha
tooGee24 0
I keep ****'n yawning as I read comments. it is contagious
xBangOut 4
* Yawn * Every guy is thankful for every BJ he can get, even if you kinda suck at sucking, you might get better after a while and avoid situations like this. You know, teaching process might be kinda boring so.. yeah ;D
girlygurl690 0
I hate It qhe dudes do tht! it's like they don't care!
avenged7xforever 0
I agree with #1. so?
Sappheyes 0
I've done it once or twice. Sometimes breathing really heavily but slowly will make your body yawn. Also yawning is not related to boredom, it's more related to regulating the temperature of your head. Look it up. You might have just made him breathe really hard and get so hot that he had to yawn. And hey, sometimes it feels great.
GB3500 0
he was just tired
Kanvis78 0
So you prefer a man to give you head nowaways ? Since women suck ?
RadAtThis01 0
what the hell do you know about getting head?? you look like you're 14 years old..
RadAtThis01 0
thanks! i can't see peoples profiles, on the phone so yeah. I love kids on FML acting like grown ups but look like young teenagers. I'm 24 before proff start talking crap.
wolfshadow 4
Touch his picture, it will bring up the page. Proff obviously isn't 21 or older. More than likely younger than 16.
ViiciousDreamz 0
haha what a loser no one believes you... I'm 15
LightningLadyy 0
MUSTACHE FART!
apexequalsclimax 0
who cares i know people having sex in grade 7 or age 12 so even if he's 14 doesn't mean he hasn't had sex... although I highly doubt it.
xInZaneKaganx 0
haha so random but funny
hairt 4
WHOOHOO
primadonna9396 16
I know right?? No worries OP, his dick was just taking all the oxygen from his head.. It happens!
SpicyDuck 22
Try harder next time
xhk20x 0
much harder!
zemo999 0
hey Spicy, lookin good....
icraziie 0
ur beautiful lol
krzywosz 0
Boner!!!!
Viatus 0
You guys are ******* creepy.
zemo999 0
all guys are creepy, with a outlook like yours...
NIKENERD10 0
hey
ihatecops43 0
ur a loserr
thefallenoo 0
I yawn all the time, doesn't mean I'm tired
birdmansangel 0
yawning is the bodys way of taking in more oxygen when needed. it only happens a lot when you're tired cause you're relaxed and your breathing is usually slowed, therefore needing more oxygen
skyttlz 32
I yawn when I'm tired, or bored, or if someone else does (it's very contagious)
Swimmer248 0
Sneezing is very contagious too
Sappheyes 0
Actually, no. Studies have shown that the body takes in less oxygen during a sustained yawn than during regular breathing. It seems to have more to do with regulating our temperature. The body heats up a bit when sleeping, so when relaxed we may also feel a slight temperature increase.
sillybabee 3
how lovely(: if it makes you feel better my boyfriend doesn't pay ANY attention to me ):
FrenchToast94 0
is that your real pic? cuz your ******* hot!
Kanvis78 0
She just said her boyfriend doesn't pay her any attention. What do you think?
JillianlikesVogu 0
Euh my eyes....too...much..boob.
Matu 4
#7 lots of offense,but you look like a ****.
imababeee 0
pretty sure if that was a real pic her boyfriend would pay her attention #7 you are a ******** for wishing for people to believe that pic of a **** is you.
sampimpinthug 0
wtff ur bf doesn't pay any attention to you? that sounds highly unlikely if the profile pic is ur real pic
123jeff456 0
Nice tah-tahs # 7. I like.
DocBastard 40
To anyone who believes that 7's profile pic is really him, you fail at the Internets. Yes, him.
Michael216 0
if that was a real pic, I think her boyfriend would pay her attention... If that's even actually a girl...
defsdgdh 4
holy boobs #7!!?!?!?
sillybabee 3
yea I will stfu and I will change my picture haters (:
Igor_g5 0
#7. Nice ****.
ashylarry102 0
WTF y?
DaveP 0
I've seen it before online XD
sillybabee 3
haha I will change it if you have "seen it before"
sillybabee 3
there is that better assholes?
We_Tod_Ed 0
Your boyfriend pays no attention to you because you won't put out and spend all you time on FML trolling for attention from eleventeen year old minded dudes that take pictures of their abs
RichyD3 0
I play basketball to! :) lol
B4SK3TB4IL 0
nice rack!
mmastermetallica 0
like....not fair. I didn't get to see the original photo w/the tatas
krzywosz 0
switch it back i didnt c
sillybabee 3
fine omyfinggosh
ajmdnsk89101 0
hey
epicman1999 0
babe what's ur number! I'm 20 with a six pack
Kanvis78 0
He was waiting for his sammich.
sillybabee 3
haha yes.. waiting for the sandwich((:
JillianlikesVogu 0
That's a way to multitask.
misfitSuperStar 0
He was getting a tongue sandwich...isn't that what every guy wants??
FYLTBHKID 0
Lol Samich. Win!
abster1995 0
bahahhha nice one
jsmooth20300 0
would hate for u to give me head if he's yawning
claudiame 0
u suck at sucking, so sad. smh
apatel02 7
true lol
x_pgmg 3
Maybe he was really tired, no worries, its gonna be alright. Just try again? Practice makes perfect haha ;D