Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
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mclovin55 0
sex and food! that's all we think about!;:
KaintukeeBob 13
You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D
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Comments (114)
claudia8D 0
haha, that just plain sucks that he craves a burger more than u.
supermike1123 0
food plus sex....... DUDE I need to do that
breakofdawn1 0
haha
UnanomousGurl 0
SHE SHOULDVE OFFERED HER FILLET MIGNON XD
avirus 0
hi five to supermike guy!
phatskaterduder 0
supermike you read my mind
kissyxoxo 0
Perhaps he was referring to a fur burger with a side of fries. (;
anonymous_guy589 1
Sex with you gives her the munchies?!? Lmfoa
mclovin55 0
sex and food! that's all we think about!;:
funktown 2
agreed.
KingDingALing 9
And *******! WOOOO!
mrtboomer2 0
hell yes food and sex best 2 things.
Withired_Away 0
says the 10 year old...
DaveOnDope 4
Burgerz n boobies? Hell yeah! Doggy style gives me a place to put a pizza on her ass. Beerz always fall over dammit!
triggerit 5
you are totally right...
mclovin55 0
your comback was pathetic!
Zeus1070 17
She wasn't making a comeback. She was stating a fact.
Zeus1070 17
She wasn't making a comeback. She was stating a fact.
xxmollyxx 25
Oh well, tough luck.
dragsdotasniper 2
He's hungry!! rawr
evelaaaan 0
get better in bed and he wont say that!
iSCREAMMM 0
Don't give him a burger! Just make him a damn sandwich !
KaintukeeBob 13
You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D
Mapholisto 7
Isn't it fiancé for men and fiancée for women?
Ronnie_loves_you 11
WTF is the difference?! and do not say e.
WYK_fml 0
Well, that is the difference.
justsayfuck 5
One is for men and the other for women. I did not say 'e'.
login6437 0
^ i see wat u did thur!!!
login6437 0
no your not right. although I wouldn't know because your comment was to boring for me to finish reading.. but I'm gunna go with not right.
reider69 0
who listens to korn anymore? they should of stopped after follow the leader!
bannedforlife 0
Not just grammar Nazis. Also people who don't want to be completely ******* ignorant like you. Dumb ass. FYL.
ghostlilac 25
It's a word with French origins. In French, nouns are classified as either masculine or feminine. (There is no gender specification of nouns in English.) Some words are made feminine by simply adding an "e" to the end. Therefore, "fiancé" is a masculine word, made feminine by adding "e", ergo "fiancée". The more you know :)
Doortje 30
Maybe it was so intense and exhausting he got hungry?
maalicious 0
you're profile pic is great!
Doortje 30
Thanks, it's a flower penis :)
corambis 13
You should have replied with "What I wouldn't give for a decent sized wiener right now".
okayibelieveyou 1
hahahahah agreeed !
jckbco 0
10 win! ha ha ha
mrdaddy 0
funny that was good, but he really just wanted to eat your pussy sugar.