Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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CitizenSnipz 0
Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!
doctorr_fml 9
that blows
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Comments (219)
Doosam94 0
I ******* love twinkies
itsmehoeee 0
T E E H E E (: --OWND...by a freaking Twinkie(x
Echogreen911 0
ouch...FYL
Tk177 0
******
hotboy977 0
pppppfffff hahahahahaha twinkies are bomb!!!
onnielief 4
So, as a punishment don't give him head again. . .
lindee325 1
lmao!
xBrOwNEyeCuTiEx 0
lmao
oh_darling 0
Obvs she can't be THAT bad or he wouldn't have continued to have a boner while eating the Twinkie. Unless her boyf is some kind of freaky perv who gets hard ons FROM twinkies. And if that's the case, girlfriend has wayyyy bigger problems.
silverhatt 0
serves yer **** ass right xD