Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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CitizenSnipz 0
Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!
doctorr_fml 9
that blows
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Comments (219)
nonametoolazy 0
hey baby if you want someone show you a good time do me :p
waxx_fml 2
what an asshole
NotQuiteKendall 0
and you didn't hear him unwrapping it? I woulda treated his junk like a tootsie pop. how many licks til you can bite it in half. Let's find out. a-one, a-two-hoo, a-CRUNCH. 3.
SilenceIsSilver 0
Ahaha I love you. xD
wgs9513 0
that's what you get bitch
waxx_fml 2
pussy
zal13 0
I hate twinkies it's all bout los submarinos....and head
heartlessagony 0
That made me laugh. ;)
Shutsuji 3
Twinkies suck. Don't worry!
ScaryyMary 14
No, they get sucked.
mindfreak117 4
Can I be your new boyfriend? I promise I won't eat twinkies while you give me head
kimberlymhm 0
You shouldn't have looked up.