Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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CitizenSnipz 0
Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!
doctorr_fml 9
that blows
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Comments (219)
mimi919 0
You were enjoing it, yea when I give my boyfriend head he really enjoys it (everytime) but I can't say it's my favorite.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
hey u never know maybe that was his fatnasty I mean fantasy!
taycandy96 2
maybe that Twinkie was an awesome Twinkie...srry u sucked at it
sofakingcrazy 0
I can't think of much better than getting head while enjoying dessert . I guess it could only be better if my feet were being rubbed at the same time!!
prydeboi16 0
bet you could get her to do that even if she can't see them with her head between your legs and what not she might be able to rub one if them :P haha
laxking11 0
stupid *****
whosyodaddy 0
don't feel bad I did the same thing to your mom
laxking11 0
I enjoy it from my gf
xToKeRx420x 0
fail
sterl13 0
this is inapropriate, keep it rated G
XKroongOX 0
when isn't a Twinkie good?