Anonymous
Clermont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sexyfreak2510
South Africa
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Cpt Colin
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get out of here
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
Anonymous
Groningen, Netherlands
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Anonymous
Madison, United States
Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML
ShayisPay101
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Life goals
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Big B
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML
dreamisugly
🌶️ Spicy
Rookie mistake
Today, I found out the girl I lost my virginity to during prom night is pregnant with my kid. FML
kte
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
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cameronman9 2
Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?
comedybreak 20
This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her
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Comments (249)
gonad_gobbler 1
Poor woman, if playing Mozart to your baby during pregnancy makes them smart, giving lap dances with your baby will probably make them end up like the kardashians
typark123 7
Ohh wow I wonder how that went ??
Deadzombie 2
Well.... They posted it in fml.
Zangetsu67 5
How pregnant?
1crabbygirl 10
Pregnant enough to show, obviously. Usually 6+ months.
sup_life 0
Well that baby should have kicked you in the balls !! Who knows one day... One day....
SoultheWolf 19
Don't complain if you're the one paying her to do it. YOU are the one who gave her the money! There are dozens of strippers at one place, you could've easily choose who you wanted to give you a lap dance.
BeMyLove15 10
You paid for it.
static_animosity 0
FHL .
bubo_fml 11
It's a ploy to work U for a double tip!
Boomshadow 3
Did she at least take care of you?
charvisioku 22
Lol strippers don't do that, they just **** tease people :p
lottie333 0
perve
monkiki62 5
Um you coulda stopped it op. Guess that's what u get for wasting money on lapdances. Go get laid for real instead of doing that.
wildone123 6
Ha OP stands for Original Pussy