Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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sorta_sarcastic 12
Serves you right. Always knock first.
leopardwilliam 22
That cannot be unseen
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sorta_sarcastic 12
Serves you right. Always knock first.
LaColombianita 26
Hey they could have been in the living room for all we know.
lnheritance 19
Perhaps they didn't put the traditional hat on the door knob. So FHL.
MountainGiant87 15
#9 I don't think I want to know
leopardwilliam 22
That cannot be unseen
princesspeachxox 18
At least he came in early enough to only see that!
theaaxis 27
#20, I believe he supplied his own. ;)
AvatheAvacodo 9
-Bleaches Eyes-
girI 20
But you cannot bleach the mind's eye...
foxwasalamb 24
whatever works for them
sayyestothedress 24
You pic is ******* creepy!
DontClickOnMe 28
Hahaha, hey, maybe you could learn something from him. Next time, knock!
raisinbam 13
At least that's all he was doing
DarkPoet_fml 5
Should of thrown some ones at him and left
MortenM 17
Seems like the best solution. Plus obviously add hints to it all the time when you talk to him
23lf 16
It's OK to cry now OP
weveallbeenthere 30
you just can't unsee some things.
Awesomeaxel 24
Just honestly say nothing and pretend it didn't happen. It is probably just as awkward for them.
elcee1987 18
Idk elephants in the room tend to grow over time, not shrink. Might just want to get it into the open. Maybe op can crack a small joke to ease the tension.