Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
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thinmint 0
* shudder*
lifesucks159357 0
at leaste when u bring ur boyfriend u can teach him some moves
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Comments (63)
thinmint 0
* shudder*
lifesucks159357 0
at leaste when u bring ur boyfriend u can teach him some moves
perdix 31
Just hope that your mom doesn't show your boyfriend her stripper moves first.
Jiplo 18
lol that would be extremely creepy! i wouldnt want to go to her house again if that happened to me
piqqu 0
fyl. o_o
girlygirllol8 0
haha (:
kusiobache 0
wouldnt this be good for you too? besides, just dont go in when they're home.
ImKindaAmazing 0
nice!
Fuckimlazy 0
YDI for not having an Oedipus complex
iranoutofnames 6
Good for parties when they're out of town tho :)
jakeidk 0
wow... did you try learning any moves??
jessi_ld 2