dreamisugly
🌶️ Spicy
Rookie mistake
Today, I found out the girl I lost my virginity to during prom night is pregnant with my kid. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Old flame
Today, my pregnant wife has been crying for hours after she found out that I’d slept with the woman who does her ultrasounds. That woman happened to have been my prom date nearly 20 years ago and I had no idea she moved back in town, let alone worked for our doctor. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
the other woman
🌶️ Spicy
Oops...
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
LoveMyNewBro
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Top comments
Razath 17
Condoms and pills are a thing. If you didn't use 'em, you deserve the outcome, both of you. The only FML here might be that of the future kid, depending on what happens.
coolrunnings1021 14
Dont be a fool!! wrap your tool!!! Dont be silly!!! wrap your willy!!
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Razath 17
Condoms and pills are a thing. If you didn't use 'em, you deserve the outcome, both of you. The only FML here might be that of the future kid, depending on what happens.
Ubehage 32
Sounds like you made a choice for your future. Let's see what she chooses. Just fyi: You have no saying in this whatsoever. But you do have a responsibility.
coolrunnings1021 14
Dont be a fool!! wrap your tool!!! Dont be silly!!! wrap your willy!!
spinningrecords 14
Red Forman has a saying for situations like this.
RichardPencil 32
He shoots, he scores!!!
losteastcoaster 7
Well….. congratulations!🙂
Crowned Sataness 12
if you were too stupid to use birth control, ydi. if you did use a condom, it is a possibility it failed, but better make sure that's actually your child
delicious 7
You caught the worst STD, a child
Brightside86 31
Congrats that's so exciting.