Anonymous
Clermont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sexyfreak2510
South Africa
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Cpt Colin
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get out of here
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
Anonymous
Groningen, Netherlands
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Anonymous
Madison, United States
Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML
ShayisPay101
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Life goals
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Big B
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML
dreamisugly
🌶️ Spicy
Rookie mistake
Today, I found out the girl I lost my virginity to during prom night is pregnant with my kid. FML
kte
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
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cameronman9 2
Does this pregnant stripper happen to be your wife?
comedybreak 20
This is why safe sex is important Guys, learn. But seriously OP it's your fault for letting her
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Comments (249)
Lockjaw2k 5
And the downside is . . .?
Cryogenix 12
Well why were you in a strip club in the first place? Are you that pathetic and desperate?
amanda2131 5
Two for the price of one!
ptolve 0
There's a Country song here. I know there already is one that has the line; "The lap dance is better when the stripper is crying..." something about putting her kid through school. LOL
courtneyann211 10
It's a song by Kenny chesney about how she as a mom is trying to support her 2 children by dancing
PoppaSoda 5
Thats not a "country song", shit for brains.
jeffnine 4
YOLO
biggerthanlife 0
That means you were given a lapdance by a fetus as well...
JAREBEAR001 3
P***y's p***y u fat f*ck
thecovert 7
On the other hand, no chance of her getting pregnant, if you know what I mean. Did she Leave you a tip???
koolaidkyle 0
you probably enjoyed it
simmer333 0
This really had ydi written all over it