Anonymous
Bellaire, United States
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
raebelle
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
dinosaur
Australia
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
broken
United States
Romance isn't dead
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
herANDi
Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
marrying this man
That escalated quickly
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Time to leave
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML
kaylashay2k13
Mission, United States
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Top comments
Donat96 20
I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.
Bblock 5
" I think he broked my nose"
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Comments (102)
F0xyTurtle 8
Oh, that's awkward...
wlddog 14
You let the pressure of posting first get to you didn't you.
chilearmy123 4
Is your boyfriend possibly chris brown?
chilearmy123 4
Nonono with chris it was an accident bro
mwebb8416 4
Shit.
comedybreak 20
At least your parents didn't walk in on him breaking your hymen and/or your asshole.
biggestfan23 11
Insightful comment #2
Michele2luv 8
That's so gross #52
p3mguin 7
72 I don't get it. It's a dirt Road. what's so disgusting about that?
jaceroids4 1
Da assssssss
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
85-When the "red river's flowing" do it in the ass
arielzbkny 0
72 your face is gross
beelee1988 13
99- That's a little rude. She's pretty.
asselhoff 5
That was probably an interesting introduction...
Bblock 5
" I think he broked my nose"
SauceySarah 30
I don't understand why you're getting thumbed down, this is an awesome reference!
bibbster18 11
Dang I was watching that movie the other day!
thisisafunnyname 12
"It looks more distinguished, kinda like a young Michael Jackson". "I like little Mikey"
CockAsian 14
Maybe he was just nervous to meet them.
flux_panic 18
yes, because when I'm nervous, I make sure to break people's noses.
boofgall 16
My
truth_spitta 0
Maybe she stepped out of line and needed to be reminded where she needs to stay xD
KiddNYC1O 22
"Psshh. Breaking the ice?? I break noses."
Inediblepeaches 15
What a SMASHING time....
domking1315 20
Buzz Killington
Donat96 20
I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.
pinkpixie06 11
Did he break it before meeting them or did they see it?
wlddog 14
Did you accidentally kick him in the nuts?
Spicemelon 5
I don't think that would have made the situation any better...
reddudeover 2
10 - Two rings don't make a right.
KiddNYC1O 22
Hmmm.
syki 22
Ah, but two rings don't make a wrong, either. Unless blahblahblahMARRIAGEJOKE.
SkoomaKi 28
#10 - Very carefully.
MrLuvinmalife 6
How did your boyfriend accidentally broke your nose in the first place??!
CaramelMacchiato 13
OP could have invited her boyfriend to a barbecue and they picked up a football and started playing. Ouch!
Rowdey 10
Sex.
kirstyannemiller 4
*break
nofearjenshere 12
31- I feel like your username should be the adjective for your comment.