Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
ScaryBears
Trumbull, United States
Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML
Anna
United States
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
lizard
Canada
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
traumatized
United States
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Username
Canada
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
SaggyBoy135
United States
Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
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illjusbedamned 0
That must have been hard to bare.
Mirorbo 27
Cruel and very unusual punishment...
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Comments (214)
LindseyyMariee 0
you have by far the best dad ever!
kiwigail 0
favorited!
peetalover 0
ur dads my hero
Illyssa_fml 4
Hahaha!!! Wtf?? you're his little cub :)
Drunkbunny 2
I can just SEE your dad in the mall in his bear suit, making a beeline for the Mattress Warehouse: "Who's been sleeping in MY bed?" To the food court: "Who's been eating MY porridge?"
sleepyhungry93 0
win.
macskapingvin 0
Should have been a penguin suit.
Mezzannine 0
Congratulations OP, your father may well be Nicolas Cage. To test this theory, show him a burned doll, flood his room with bees, put some iguanas in the living room, have someone breakdance over a corpse or put him in a room with Leelee Sobieski and watch if he pump-kicks her into a row of picture frames.
Seddah 3
I think I love you.
XTheDesertSongX 17
...Pedo Bear?
buckie123 3
sounds like a cool Dad to me...who doesn't love guy on a bear suit?