Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
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Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML
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illjusbedamned 0
That must have been hard to bare.
Mirorbo 27
Cruel and very unusual punishment...
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Comments (214)
hannaclara 0
Not an FML. YDI for being ungrateful, awesome dad!!!
deputy_g 5
awesome :) your probably the emBEARessing one if your dad has to dress up as a bear to go to the mall with you :)
tygerarmy 35
That's awesome. At least from my perspective. But bear in mind I don't have parents, so this could never have happened to me. I wish it did.
bluebead5 0
Aw soz dude. And ur right ppl should b grateful they have parents even if they are a little embarrassing at times...haha bear suit is pretty darn awesom thow lmao
imsobored1234567 0
still my parents would never do that
natvv 0
Pedobear was hoping you'd bring friends.
btnhdude 0
shut up with the pedo shit. ain't funny, broken records are playin too much up on fml.
krustacea 1
what did u do to deserve to be subjected to such tourture?
docscientist 10
haha, it's still spelled bear for your purposes.
jaahn 5
ummm why did u go to the mall with anyone dressed in a bear suit. it's not like once he stepped in the mall he magically had a bear suit on u dumb idiot. ydi
amyyx3 0
fyl!
xThatAsianGurlx 0
Bear suits are awesome, BEAR STUFF FTW
mountneer 0
much better than if he had wore his bare suit, am I right?
stewpididiot 11
maybe it WAS his bare suit and he's just one of those really hairy,Yeti lookin dudes.