Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
ScaryBears
Trumbull, United States
Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML
Anna
United States
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
lizard
Canada
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
traumatized
United States
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Username
Canada
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
SaggyBoy135
United States
Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
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illjusbedamned 0
That must have been hard to bare.
Mirorbo 27
Cruel and very unusual punishment...
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Comments (214)
Seddah 3
Your dad is an odd duck (or bear, I guess), but it doesn't seem so bad to me. Then again, that's my kind of humour. Maybe it isn't yours.
kayla820 0
oooo I want a bear suit, like the one from The Shining o.O
shortyshort21 0
I would've dressed up as a bunny and skiped around with him. Lighten up OP, life is just one big joke.
dealerdon 0
good quote on that "you shouldn't take life too seriously you'll never get out alive" Van Wilder
salsalover_12 5
smokey the bear smokes everywhere
lovingmylife84 0
your dad is obviously mentally I'll and unstable. just be patient and compassionate with him, even in public.
DJAMESB 0
OMG I went to the mall the other day in a teddy bear suite (lost a bet) and 3 cute girls gave me their numbers and the all the old people that looked at me weird got hugs from me :D your dad sounds like fun :D
datankiskool 0
udi for not making it a fun time at least ur dads not boring
VladAlex 0
cool dad
Flammin8 0
ya know, 2 can play that game.. you should get a bear suit and beat him out of the house. it's YOUR territory now...
Peasanthunter_fml 0
That is not an fml...that is awsome!!!