Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
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Stephai 0
The hell? You should tell your mom about this... or black mail daddy.
myfishisBOBA 0
FYL for having a creepy pervert for a father. Did he see you? 0.o
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Comments (167)
silkee_shiny 0
I swear something is wrong with the site at the moment...Hope they fix it soon :)
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
x)
myfishisBOBA 0
FYL for having a creepy pervert for a father. Did he see you? 0.o
Stephai 0
The hell? You should tell your mom about this... or black mail daddy.
itsokaylove 0
#3 and #5 black maillllllllll :] but seriously that sucks balls. maybe he will read this ;]
filmil 0
BLACKMAIL HIM! u have no idea how much shit u can get out of this! EVEN THO its wrong in a way.
hi5534 3
well, when all else fails, you could get a few hundred bucks for a dirty little secret, a very dirty secret >:)
tiger_master 0
that's evil…i like it
Alexander22 0
Tell mom
popcorncomics 0
Oh man, I'm so sorry D8 Before you tell your mom, maybe you should converse with your dad about what you saw? I dunno DX
gingermonster16 0
You should have been like "Want me to call mom to assist you fondling that chick's other boob?" Just to make him piss his pants. Then you should negotiate, and nark him out. Who was a perv-dad living in their house?
fmylifedotcomm 0
hahaha #5 FTW.
fmlforever_2 0
#5 lol u should have called ur mom and been like hey weres dad?????? well u want to come to the mall there is a big surprise waiting for u! lol just to mess with ur dad either that or BLACK MAIL!!!!!
cockbait101 0
agreed.
youswallow 2
haha traumatizing?
neverland_fml 0
That is just...awful. Time to tell mommy!
spoo 24
why? your allowance just went from 10 to 50 :) yeah, probably should squeel, nobody wants a jerry springer family
sickinlove13 0
Do people seriously get allowances still?
__leela 0
Eeep..
NewLight8421 0
edward scissorhands is sad... edward also looks alot like vampire edaward... poor edward
gaby904 0
uh... what?
AnotherStranger2 0
Maybe they're drunk...? O_o;;; But, OP- I vote on telling your mom! That is freaky.
georgia_fml 0
I agree 100% with #5.