Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, a female friend of mine keeps telling people we’re dating. No matter how many times I told her I'm gay and only attracted to men, she won’t take that for an answer. She’s actually arranged for me to meet her parents next weekend. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Top comments
iislix1ii 19
Well be glad you found out now and not later
Zoldyck 17
You're blind to these things when you're in love, it's not really your fault - at least it was only three months in.
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iislix1ii 19
Well be glad you found out now and not later
Zoldyck 17
You're blind to these things when you're in love, it's not really your fault - at least it was only three months in.
vikky538 29
What makes her think that you are gay?
Zoldyck 17
I'm pretty sure she's referring to OP's gay friend.
vikky538 29
Yup. I read it wrong. Thanks for correcting.
gabechriswill 19
Not saying anything is wrong with Homosexuality. Just saying the girl just has different morals...though they seem a little racist and homophobic. Find another one OP. Good Luck
gogo44444 28
Better to find out after three months then 3 years perhaps
DoomSkuller 28
Sorry to be that guy, but than*
FoucaultsBitch 6
Liar. You are not sorry, nor should you be.
PossiblyInDanger 24
People can be good at hiding prejudices. At least you got before it was too late.
bella_nana347 23
Better to know now rather than later I suppose. Sorry OP
beeferjay 34
I can see where she's coming from, nobody wants to catch the gay. it's highly contagious
angelnursery 18
Can confirm; only caught it after shaking hands with a lesbian.
DoomSkuller 28
can confirm caught half of it after just watching straight ****
AninOnin 24
Too bad the vaccine for it causes autism :(
jbuckets_404 39
#39 That's cruel and unfounded per vaccines causing autism.... :-(
herofaircloth 18
Yes, that is the joke.
LPac5295 27
Well OP it's a good thing you found out early on rather than later. You're better off without her and can easily find someone better!
speakfreely 21
I'm confused does she think you're gay?
KK3137 31
No, OP's friend is gay..
Futacy 30
No, she's just so homophobic she doesn't want her boyfriend being friends with gay people... or black people.
speakfreely 21
Oh thank you. Had to re read the post a few times.