Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today. I realized my dad is a little bit too rock n roll when he got into a pushing and shoving match with a married couple, who was making comments about how my dad’s leather jacket and ripped jeans weren’t “appropriate.” To be fair, they started it, but this was a parent night at a high school. FML
Today, my dad forced me to leave my empty shopping cart in the middle of a store, rather than return it to the corral. My dad’s word is law, and all I can think about is how much of an asshole I am. FML
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
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Sopa2010 0
His chest must be scary
DahkLohd 4
Badass dad you've got there.
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Comments (88)
Sopa2010 0
His chest must be scary
ScreamAimFire 0
maybe he had lady gaga man boobs and he was ready to start a show!
fakeaccountX 6
At least it wasn't your GRANDdad!
Florence_ 0
Is Davy Jones OP's father?
summersizzle 0
Gibby!!!!!!
WishResign 0
46 haha that fat kid is crazy OP your dad would have been an auto-tune-bound hit on YouTube. YDI for not recording it proudly & making millions from it from all the annoying ads that you could put on it. Then disowning your father after making enough to move out. He gave you a golden opportunity.
jewban 3
hmm it sounds like something Steven from the 'greatest freakout ever' videos would do.
TurboTalon 0
Hulk Hogan
ShadyFTW1 0
Is there any chance you are Carrie Heffernan and your father is Arthur Spooner?
Sopa2010 0
I'm Peter Chao chao outside, mudafuckaaaa
Filipwnage 0
92, Umm, I don't think Peter Chao says that... He says "Chao sign mothuh fuckuhh"
DahkLohd 4
Badass dad you've got there.
xXDubbleChic 11
agreed
Daileyyy 0
agreed with 2.
emodude44 0
Voldy be speaking da TRUTH
riseagainst8767x 0
xXdoublechic-is it just me or did you draw a stick-man on your tongue?
Dillon000 3
dahklohds pic always brings a smile to my face :]
smlz4me 1
agreed!! I Harry Potter addict
guitarbeast 22
Haha such a will ferrel move
iampunk 0
That's reasonable.
supertacowaffle 41
Canadians...
Roxanne090 0
Americans
dlrowehtkcuf 7
Humans
mikejunior88 4
lmfao
amerwin 3
I guess that's the modern form of a glove-slap.
Fentown_fml 4
We've come a long way.
hairt 4
too hot to handle hahaha
Angio113 10
Wow. that made my day, that's hilarious! XD Sorry about the embarrassing dad though.
someunluckyman 0
theres nothing more intimidating than a screaming shirtless man.
hardboard82 0
Or a Sasquatch...
perdix 31
Nothing says "**** you" like the sudden emergence of hairy manboobs!
iknowimawesome 13
This literally made me LOL.
Xylus 0
.......Awesome.....
TylerOMFG 7
Very great comment almighty Perdix.
blo0_starZz 0
Your dad. He's awesome. Chyeahh. Trade? :D