Anna
United States
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pantsareathing
Elliot Lake, Canada
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Good morning to you all
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
meeeoow
Australia
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Username
Canada
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
mbesameh
United States
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
IAmACoolCat
United States
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
hannahg
Romulus, United States
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
my poor eyes
Danville, United States
Can't be unseen
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
disturbedtosaytheleast
Canada
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
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DanniMal87 3
Well are you paying rent or bills??? No? Then let the damn man free ball in peace! Go Dad!!!
bellakaykid 6
Many people feel that way, I'm assuming. I know I- never mind.
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bellakaykid 6
Many people feel that way, I'm assuming. I know I- never mind.
Codezlol 21
Tell him to reside back to his man-cave from whence he came
theten_fml 9
Tell your dad you would like bacon for breakfast.
Torva_fml 16
I perfer sausage.... Ooh wait........ Bacon is fine.
changesinme 0
OP explaining to her children 'And kids, thats how we all became nudists!'
gojira666 7
Dad is it cold in here or is it just you?
enonymous 9
I decided this at work months ago. My cubicle had never been more sexy
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Yeah, many people feel that way. i do it too but just when no one is present.
wriptidez 0
so did he have undies on
tjv3 10
A man's home is his castle :)
Exeggcute 5
Not going to lie if no one is home I am always naked.
Jiplo 18
38- or anyone, really- are there special schools for nudists? or do they get dressed for school? just a random question that popped into my completely random mind ;)
DanniMal87 3
Well are you paying rent or bills??? No? Then let the damn man free ball in peace! Go Dad!!!
J3R3MYY 14
Stole the words right from my mouth 2! Well said.
MoodyBlue320 11
But OP's a girl...
kjcookie10 9
Agreed w/ #2!
22jrdn55 15
#20, in that case she can stop staring down on him. haha, never thought i'd say this to a girl.
MoodyBlue320 11
I doubt she's staring, but it's hard to miss and it's just over-all awkward.
SmittyJA24 26
I'm one of those dads who'd prefer to enjoy my home in the nude. When the weather is warm enough, anyway. Fortunately for the wife & I, all the kids are grown & moved out. (Don't come back, kids!) OP: tell your dad to take a vacation on Orient Beach (where my profile photo was taken!)
Dracoboxer357 36
More motivation to become independent and move out perhaps, depending on OP's age. She might be 24 and Dad's showing her the perks of having your own place. :P Mind you, all reasons aside, if I was living with my folks and my mom started walking around in the buff, I'd be shocked too. :p
FalconCrunch 4
He's showing her the "perks" alright.
N3766 20
His house his rules :)
SarcasticUnicorn 9
yeah, speak the truth!!!
Torva_fml 16
Problem?
thenoobftw 3
Follow his example!
akallaan 7
The man has a valid point. He is the king of his own castle.
cradle6 13
Once you pay the bills then you can decide the clothing level of your house's inhabitants.
markrs 0
Hang loose bro. Pound it. ...No, it means pound fists... Dads.
PuppiesFTW 5
My mother decides that everyday and she uses the bathroom with the door open. :/
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Yay puppies!
beautyswan 1
My mom uses bathroom with the door open too:(
43trauts 14
me too :0
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Ah, I am not alone. It's one thing to walk around naked, but it's completely different to piss or take a shit in everyone's plain view. Of course, my mother sensed some awkwardness and tried to reduce it by attempting to start a conversation meanwhile.
Mkbitch 2
He's trying to tell you to Get The Hell Out already.
JeterArmy 0
He is Man, he pays the bills and brings home the bacon, as far as I'm concerned he can do what he wants in his own home