Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I excitedly told my mom how I got accepted to the master’s program of my dreams. She decided now would be a good time to proudly repeat for the millionth time how she gave up a full ride to the Ivy League to marry my father, and I ought to be a "good woman" and do the same. FML
Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
Today, I got an offer to study at a good university. My father has been pushing me to apply for years, so I ecstatically broke the news. Instead of congratulating me, he just grunted and delivered the more important news that he's divorcing my mum. Moment ruined. FML
Today, I got a letter from Yale Law School saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing… even the bottom of the letter, which said, "April fools' ! Love, Mom and Dad." FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, I received a call from a top-rated university accepting me into the program of my dreams to begin my ultimate career. Two weeks ago, I accepted a permanent, full time and legally-binding job position in my depressive hometown because the school had previously rejected me. FML
Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all three campuses of the state college. FML
Today, my mom called and told me I got accepted to my first-choice college. I got really excited and asked her to read me the letter. As she started to read it, she said, "Oops... uh, nevermind." FML
Today, I got into my dream university. I also got turned down for the scholarship and the loan that would enable me to actually go. FML
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Top comments
ihateIRAQ 0
call me oldschool,but this is what I did when my dad told me to get out and get a job: 1. i moved out. 2.i got a job.
satomi_ishida 0
Geez, what crawled up his butt and died? Does he normally show support OP or does he not? If he doesn't then maybe you should have figured he'd respond this way? Be proud you did so well! Go celebrate with your friends instead! Many congratulations! :D
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Comments (125)
yesYDI 0
sucks
Alpha35 4
THAT"S DADDY !!!!!!
stephanie0613 0
FYL. Congratulations Op I somewhat know how that feels!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
be happy my dad kicked me out of the house when i got accepted to clown college even though it was my dream ;(
ThatGuyFromNZ 0
win^
japoop 0
It's ok, he just thinks he's tougher than I am, that's all.
_HeadShot_ 0
reminds me of the movie/book the five people you meet in heaven
missmurderx 8
Isn't Hogwarts one of the most prestigious schools? Find his patronus.
jewban 3
97 in the UK! I would assume somewhere in Salem would be the place for the most prestidious witchcraft and wizardry school
jewban 3
prestigious**
doctor_J 0
Just a little of tough love
st0815 9
"Tough Love" means to treat someone harshly with the intent of helping them. It's not a generic excuse for behaving like an asshole and only thinking of yourself. The expression you are looking for is "white trash parenting".
z620 0
punch him in the penis....
xLil_Mx 0
Wow your dad is a bastard OP. But great job!
msiochi12 0
hahah well congrats
twinny_sc 13
Well get the **** out.
satomi_ishida 0
Geez, what crawled up his butt and died? Does he normally show support OP or does he not? If he doesn't then maybe you should have figured he'd respond this way? Be proud you did so well! Go celebrate with your friends instead! Many congratulations! :D
beeship321 5
My opinion I think he's actually jealous :P
SmallTownCutie 0
69- You get a double win. 1. You got 69(; 2. Your comment was a win. An epic win.
DragonPorn 15
Don't post shit like this, k #90? Nobody cares.
HSOMGF 5
Go to college, graduate, have a great life, shun your dad. He doesn't deserve you. And hey, congrats!
MonkeyMan03 0
**** you!
FYLDeep 26
Does your house happen to be in a close proximity to one of the most prestigious universities in the US? If not, then I probably would have assumed that you would be forced to move out, job or no job.
FYLminerocks 7
Plan: Become super smart and super rich. Buy out the company he works for become his boss make his life hell :D
Minky1996 0
that happened my mates dad, he used to bully a boy then boy became a millionaire bought his company over, demoted him and made his life hell unroll he quit! ^0^
Faleni 4
love that plan!! op go with it!! lol
fairuhrose 0
da hellsssss