Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
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Same thing different taste
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
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DM
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Welcome to the family!
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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lordoftheweird
Get ready to ruuuuumble!
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jonnybones223
Best boy
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teague95 16
He's just being polite
jenna_love91 5
Nothing wrong with that.
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Comments (165)
teague95 16
He's just being polite
opendoorclosed 8
Your dad is awesome.
kandi_kid69 15
Mr. Gorilla needs friends too. :p
notjustanybody20 9
i agree! idk why but i find it kinda cute! :D
TheGITP 0
The first meetings are the most important You know, I introduced all my teddies to my cat. If you don't their likely to see them as a stranger and never get on and some cats even resort to violence! Like poor panda I came home to a crime scene, stuffing every where and he only wanted to say high, but my cat thought he was a stranger trying to attack him. R.I.P panda :'
a_purple_orange 4
Introducing his "stuffed" gorilla to his pussy.
LolFMLnot 10
That's what happens when you get bored, you do stupid things.
Dr0reos 8
The only thing that could make it weirder is if stuffed gorrila was code for penis. Plus WHAT WAS OP's DAD THINKING. everyone knows stuffed gorillas and cats are mortal enemies . Trust me I know what im talking about.Im a doctor
kwchambers92 10
Haha that's hilarious, that gorilla needs friends too
cookeemonster 7
You won't have any if you can't use simple grammar. EDIT: oh good you changed it. So you do have proper grammar..
cookeemonster 7
^^ this comment was directed at the top comment, but it's been deleted :o
reddudeover 2
I'm glad you made multiple comments, so I could thumbs you down more. :)
kwchambers92 10
26 how bout you suck a fart outta my a$$hole you two bit slave driving grammar nazi, get off our case we did nothing too you!
Rowdey 10
To*
kwchambers92 10
90 you're a f*ck
DocBastard 40
***** Get off cookeemonster's ass, idiot. He already explained his comment was directed at someone else, not you.
ladyLALAA 29
It appears his beef has shifted to 90 now, either way calm down.
jenna_love91 5
Nothing wrong with that.
BatteryAddict 11
Its common for people to interact with their pets.
LSS_fml 18
OP obviously never watched Toy Story!
Superstitious 6
Those are some odd euphemisms...
g_ayvel 11
It would be rude if he didn't,plus you don't want to anger the cat
iheartstewie7 5
Seriously, it could scratch your cornea out 0.o
ddlovatolover 23
Did they get along well?
lrgenesis 19
Animals need friends too
cookeemonster 7
What is your problem? I don't think you have any friends
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I think that much is obvious. Seems like he just made a throwaway account to troll badly, because it's obvious he'll be banned.
Jf770 10
Animals are my only friends
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Real and stuffed
Cappiej 18
Your dad is quite immature.
onlychildFTW 34
Why is this guy getting thumbed down? It's true, OPs dad IS immature. This guy never said it was a bad thing.
ViolinistTim 0
Interacting playfully with your pets does not suggest immaturity in anyway. Your statement is wholly invalid and your own comments do suggest great immaturity in not being capable of appreciating the great pleasures in life as spending time with your pets.
Cappiej 18
I have three dogs I spend a lot of time with, I just don't see the point of introducing a stuffed gorilla to a pet.
micahsmommy 13
77- Your pets must lead a very dull life with no gorilla friends. Poor pets.
KiddNYC1O 22
It's freaking banter, dummies.
Snafuusmc 12
Never too old to play.
bingababe 16
Because you're a pervert.
SkoomaKi 28
He's just introducing his new friend to the cat. Nothing to worry about. Although I wouldn't **** with the gorilla, it looks like he has grown to really like him.
Happy_101 10
Aww ;3
emeraldisle 30
Maybe the cat needs a friend.