Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
ScaryBears
Trumbull, United States
Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML
Anna
United States
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
lizard
Canada
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
traumatized
United States
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Username
Canada
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
SaggyBoy135
United States
Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
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illjusbedamned 0
That must have been hard to bare.
Mirorbo 27
Cruel and very unusual punishment...
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Mirorbo 27
Cruel and very unusual punishment...
KiaMaster 0
my dads favorite game
SHAAAAAARK 1
what did you do to make him do that...? maybe he wants a new child to take care of, like somebody who appreciates a little adventure! or creepyness.
mfmylifesrsly 30
24 lol that reminds me of jungle book! OP your dad is ******* awesome. I'd hate if he was my dad though :p
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
may i borrow his suit? i need it for hunting season, i like to mess with the hunters and the bullets tickle
johnnyexpl0sion 0
pedobear?
Glenn_Coco 0
I like your style #62, I like your style.
TransitionCovert 6
#1, darling.
seanders 10
Your dad is pedobear lol
DiamondBTroll 0
YDI for having a Dad, we all know two Moms are better. :)
jdeon1 0
#64 agreed hes pedobear
RageKage 0
how is that punishment? I would love it if my dad dressed up as a bear in public.
ShadyFTW1 0
Should have introduced people to your new "pet". Guarentee you would have been a hit.
st0815 9
On the bright side: nobody will know he's your dad.
sarahgrace4 0
stop complaining, that pure awesomeness you just cant handle it
needleinmypants_fml 3
lololol pedobear hour!!!
illjusbedamned 0
That must have been hard to bare.
bahchu 0
I see what you did thar.
doctor_J 0
Lol at #3
InDenial 6
Well, he is smarter then the average bear.
Lucidium 0
Fail 66. How does that sentence relate one bit to being smarter than the average bear? Do you think an average bear wouldn't go to a shopping mall full of people? That would make him smart, correct? You inexcusable attempt at humor has thoroughly baffled me. Please try again.
boojie97 12
^chill.
Lucidium 0
71 - I'm not actually upset at InDenial's comment. He's a great commented an I love those collection of little fail puns or whatever they are called. Chill, gypsy girl.
Lucidium 0
commenter and* zzZ
macskapingvin 0
No, #3, it must have been hard to bear. The word is spelt the same, darling.
Notimetobleed 14
I don't know if you spazzing out is indeed chill to you. if so, you're ****** up.
FML858 0
LMFAOROFLLOLOLOL WIN.
SmallTownCutie 0
82- It is the proper use of bare. Look it up. If you want to be a Grammar/Spelling/Punctuation Nazi, at least get your facts straight.
laurennewsom 5
82- No its not. Its bare.
Shazra 9
So overused, but still so funny XD
yesYDI 0
your not loved
DaleksAreEpic 0
no u
FYLDUDEE 3
Yesh :'(
bmexoxo98 0
sounds like something my dad would do tho:
flipflipflipidel 0
^^niples
XxAngel77xX 0
PEDOBEAR!!!
bmexoxo98 0
!???????
kyarush 10
your Canadian. get over it
jinxthejinx 0
Whose Canadian?
aliaskis 3
#7 - you're* as in "you're terrible at proper English." Unless you are implying that OP's father is their very own Canadian. #33 - who's* as in "who is even competent at speaking or writing properly these days?" Unless you were responding to #7's implication of OP owning their own Canadian, asking instead whose the Canadian was. As in, belonged to. My tutoring costs $20 an hour. I'll let you have this lesson for free. I'm generous like that.
chili10 18
52, I'm pretty sure 33 was making fun of the persons english. "whose" as in "whose dog is that?" because the other person used the possessive form of your...
justsomgirl 4
#33 Your witty response made me laugh. (I know that sounds sarcastic....but it isn't. I really laughed at the wit.)
zazooftanzania 4
wow u sound like a very boring person with lots of cats probably
cloudy01 0
LOL
xLil_Mx 0
Yikes!
xITZxTuRtLeX 0
zoinks!!!!
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Ginkies?
wwerulez14 6
Rooby Rooby Roo?
bmexoxo98 0
uh oh spaghettio's ?
Karnezar 2
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Link5794 18
CK!!!!!!!!
AsianCookie247 14
hahaha I love comments like this :)
twinny_sc 13
No need to be embarrassed by your parents, we all have them.
crabgass 3
a bear skin shirt?? lol but 4 real bear costumes are the shit
Action_Bastard 0
I so second this.
ChristyCarnegie 0
Hide yo kids, hide yo wives..
chloec16 0
because they mauling everybody up in here!
jdeon1 0
PEDOBEAR RUUNNN
bmexoxo98 0
and hide yo husbands!!