mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
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human64 8
i cannot bear the thought people are getting mugged during todays police standards
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human64 8
i cannot bear the thought people are getting mugged during todays police standards