Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Gosh people! Always check the roll, before you empty your hole.
DocBastard 40
In Soviet Singapore, toilet paper wipes...nevermind.
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Comments (105)
italiangurrl 8
damn that's shitty! no pun intended… well maybe a little lol
love_musik 0
not exactly an fml... but that does suck hahaha
ninja_dino 0
well that sucks
Averizzle 0
That's why you always pack toilet paper when you are traveling to new places!
bluebladez 0
GLORY HOLE!!!!!!
ladies_man217 0
use your socks
marinus_fml 20
#18, I fear that it was a little worse than a pee. or since when do guys need toilet paper for peeing?
marinus_fml 20
nvm comment #29. looks like comment 18 I was referring to disappeared :)
love_musik 0
i took this fml as she had no toilet paper. since they were cubicles that doesn't necessarily mean she was in the mens... right?
BabyDacey 0
awwh that sucks my friend did that once in school, he called me to try & get him out! I felt soo bad ):
itchyballs 0
did you ask her for some tampons too?
7myname7 0
would be more funny if op was a dude
Thabb 0
Now everyone thinks you're a pedo
kennyFTW3fiddy 0
stupid poor people stupid poor people I have more money than you stupid poor people stupid poor people you can't even aford food
emmanizzer 6
so is the fml about how you went into the wrong bathroom or how you were out of toilet paper? or both?
crimsongetsu 0
lollercoaster!!!!! tha first thing u do in a restroom is check for toilet paper rofl.... ur gunna have to go Chinese
jackdbomber 0
ahaaaaahhgaaahhhhhaaaaaghhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa. can't stop laughing.
rawr_forever 0
roflcopterskates you be a man.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
okay 60 most definitely wins in the "failure" category for the day. lol. iloveyou 60
christa953 12
Comment moderated. jk lolzzzz
cincin75 0
I love the lady voice part.
omgtacos 0
9 are you retarded? a lady answered so she was in the GIRL'S bathroom... *hint hint*
Unfunktional 0
9 was referring to the OP 95. You are sofa king we todd did.
Shookitup 0
well that sucks! what do you use then? your hand??? eww...
eatinspaghetti 0
You have the best name
WiNDBlaZeXD 5
Look at the top right of the fml. It's a dude.
R3kli3 10
I hate when that happens
JocelynKaulitz 28
Couldn't OP just youse a plastic seat cover?
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
BFD
DocBastard 40
In Soviet Singapore, toilet paper wipes...nevermind.
Residence_fml 4
Yeah never mind indeed. Singapore never was part of Soviet Russia so stop the stupid jokes already. OP, that sucks :P but hey, you could've gotten yourself a new friend/girlfriend there if you played it right. This is a funny situation but it sucks because you were so ashamed. FYL
ArtIsResistance7 1
Gosh people! Always check the roll, before you empty your hole.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Meh. Not as important. :{D (I got the creeper moustache going on)
mrsmeowmix 3
just so you know, in your picture, if you didnt actually, x=8
seahorses4eva 4
Was the restroom not labeled specifically for women or for men? Lovely. It's happened to all of us though, bet you'll remember to check next time OP.
happily_married0 0
don't ya hate it when that happens? I always see janitors walking around the mall with their trash cans, yet the bathrooms are never clean. it was the same when I was in high school.
inlove528 0
that's why ladies always keep some exxxtra tissue in their purse! take that tip.
TheOptimist 0
OP's a definately of male gender.
Rofl_FML 0
how the **** do we know?
brend5033 4
except guys don't have purses...
letmehavemytea 21
Stuff some in your pocket before you go out!! Or...in your wallet? Oh my how do you guys survive without purses? o_o I wouldn't last a day without mine
hsRoseTyler5 14
My boyfriend carries a small backpack with him everywhere, he has extra toilet paper, bottles of water... Various other things that he may need.. Prior Planning he always says.. It's good advice.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
wow that's crazy. next time look before you use. an btw op you're nasty. how can you use the toilet before cleaning it. so gross
Sooniztimmy 0
Seriously! So you sat down on bare public toilet.........and Randomly the person next to you did too??? Wtf is wrong with people!
owo_fml 9
It is illegal to go into the wrong bathroom in America.
CloudEnvy 17
Can't you just be happy with the free information? Stop being so damn greedy.
CloudEnvy 17
Heh, if I aren't facetious people would take me seriously.
CloudEnvy 17
*I am not.
ibanez370 0
lol 69, it looks like u have 3 legs!