Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anna
United States
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
pantsareathing
Elliot Lake, Canada
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
meeeoow
Australia
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
poisongrl
Macedonia
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
car trouble
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
mothtal
Bulgaria
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
morningbirdie
Drunk level: 2000
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
that girl.
United States
Helicopter parents
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Selina
Trenton, United States
Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML
Top comments
deviable 9
Nude taxi service!
Pentium_4 27
hopefully he wasn't picking you up from school
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Comments (94)
diego2k5 6
Was he at least wearing a choufer hat?
EmreArslan 11
He was just proud of his junk and wanted to show the world how hung he is xD
FMLshark 12
FMLs like this leave too many questions to be answered.
iBanana 17
So does life ?
blackheart24 10
Aww daddy was doin the classic No-Pants Dance. Close your eyes OP. Its not safe anymore.
obviousboy 8
4 comments and no one mentioned you spell it chauffeur?
make_me_smile 4
Exactly my thought!
deviable 9
Nude taxi service!
eliza1000 9
Yeah call 555-NUDE for taxi service lol
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
I'm trying that ^
eliza1000 9
Don't forget 1-800 first lol
Wolfipoo 31
UBER's cousin NUDER? Nah but jokes aside FYL OP, hope no one noticed.
derkster 6
Nudism is the new cool thing ;p
SkoomaKi 28
I hope not. The sight of sweating obese people in the sun does not sound cool....
ssnowywinter 0
But the sight of sweating non-obese people does?
SkoomaKi 28
You just said the exact opposite of what I said....
supermattyboy 0
duh
metalwolf 17
You guys shouldn't be mean. OPs father is a really nice person, he even gave someone the cloths off his back.
Eisha 8
Parents can be so unpredictable
nofearjenshere 12
I wish my parents were that cool... Wait
yoyoforpeace 14
Yeah but that's an odd punishment.
Pentium_4 27
hopefully he wasn't picking you up from school
coolstorybro6969 6
Lol did he just forget or was he trolling
campingbellnub 13
Forget his clothes? Really?
RedPillSucks 33
Alzheimer?
HaleyXx_fml 11
He was probably drunk...
live4tomorrow 7
Ftw. dx LAWL.
demonkonga 5
AWKWARD WAY TO GET PICK UP
CryMoreFMLs 15
Is all caps really neccessary?
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Necessary? Is it necessary to drink my own urine?
LuxAeterna_fml 0
No. But I do anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste.
IDontKnow10101 14
uhhhh wtf?
CryMoreFMLs 15
I apologize if I misspelled necessary/neccessary. But yes, it is quite necessary/neccessary to drink your own urine if you are about to die of thirst. The more you know :)
ladyLALAA 29
Bear Grylls has a FML profile?
olpally 33
Comments 36 and 37 are a reference to the movie "dodgeball: a true underdog story" with Vince Vaughn, rip torn and Ben stiller!! Hilarious! Lmao :D
palahniukpaul 6
Be a nudist is in style didn't ya know?
victoriakarsynn 0
I'm so sorry..