Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
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illjusbedamned 0
That must have been hard to bare.
Mirorbo 27
Cruel and very unusual punishment...
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Comments (214)
zodak 0
your dad is one weird sob
djmigues 7
Son of a bear.
dt520 4
at least you can pretend you arent at the mall with your dad since his face is cvered up.
ImaginaryFoe 1
But then she's just shopping with a bear.
wassssssssom 0
haha 69 win :)
AthinaMarie 0
Your dad is the man xD
Jonkbaby 23
one day you'll wish you were able to relax and enjoy that haha. but, you're young, so I guess I understand
maphineRAWRS 10
are you kidding? that's AWESOME! I went to maccas and KFC in a cow costume with my friends once, and then they all ran inside yelling "HAVE YOU SEEN OUR COW?" then played the Benny hill theme song and we ran round and round the tables and out. everyone loved it. ;)
kiwigail 0
omg, that's utter genius!!!!
maphineRAWRS 10
I know hey! it was so much fun and it was awesome cause no one knew who I was cause I had the head of a cow on ;)
rockyraccoon28 8
haha. udder genius.
wwerulez14 6
Glad to see I'm not the only one who would run away screaming for help while I had my Dad in a bear costume chase me down. Then I'd pick a random store and let him "eat" me. Complete with blood packs and blood-curling screams.
gabbiechaoss 5
Pedo bear?
Chinnithy 0
Exactly my thoughts.
Norwegian_Wood 4
My first thoughts as well....
Quyzl 0
It seems this is just your cross to bear.
Seddah 3
lulz, Nice.
Tomnook 0
Furries unite
xVictoriaDreamz 0
sounds like a fun dad:D
KB_Duzit 0
WTF is a bear suit