Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Red handed
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Top comments
ICastillo 25
I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.
LolFMLnot 10
He was remembering the places it went to
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Comments (123)
KiddNYC1O 22
Life's good.
TheGoldStandard 6
Haha! Atta boy!
diversgal 9
Disturbing that you saw his penis!! Urgh! You'll never un-see that!!!
Andrew910 5
Wouldn't you smile at something your proud of?
Gestpacho88 12
Anyone else a little creeped that op's username is lovingthis?....
Jessj958 19
I am now that you mentioned it! I normally don't pay much attention to the user names. OP should have picked a different user name.
baseballgirl25 6
That's what you get for not knocking bonehead!!
sig4life 18
Was it smiling back? If so it was a happy happy day
inumiko 12
He was remembering the good ol days :D
aFreedom127 9
They've been together for a long time...it's obvious they're good friends.
TheLadyOpal 30
Apparently reminiscing about the good old days when he was young and agile enough to swing Mr. Happy around like a helicopter.