Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML
Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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Top comments
messymessiah 11
If he didn't he probably would've shat his pants. Want to clean that up instead?
MassiDelta 28
Grandparents have no humility...
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MassiDelta 28
Grandparents have no humility...
trollcrusher 17
The older you get, the less you worry about what others think of your actions. At least, that's what my aging mother has said.
p_nafnaf_fml 12
#25 u are totally right, I am living this everyday with my grandma whom I live with. Honestly, at first it was so awkward for me and I believed I could change her manners. After all, I realized that I won't and I just try to follow the waves the best way I can! And actually things became much easier to handle and we are living more fun together , even people( stranger basically) are comprehensive towards her ways!
thawny_fml 21
The complete lack of ***** given by old people is inspiring.
friskygrandma 15
He probably thought nothing of it!
MegaExplosives 17
Thats something you dont see everyday
fumanshu 9
At least you're family!
shewenttojareds 16
Family is family lol.
Bootybot47 15
at least he's comfortable with you
cheeeksss 29
Unsure if that's a good thing.
Jeremiah722 19
Gross the say the least
dudeutookhrs 24
Being senile has its perks
MRSwick2525 23
Who said he was senile? Maybe he really had to go and was sick of waiting for her to finish up. Women do tend to take a long time doing their hair and stuff.
Hunkapoo 19
My grandma does this, she's not senile. I think these kinds of things tend to mean less to people the older they get
indigohippopo 20
Should have added a smiley face or something #7 now everyone thinks you were actually serious lol ^-^
messymessiah 11
If he didn't he probably would've shat his pants. Want to clean that up instead?
rachelthelime_fml 29
How dare you do your hair when he clearly needs to shit! xD
AyeJay101 25
Maybe you were taking too long, and he needed to go or go on the floor.