Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Red handed
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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ICastillo 25
I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.
LolFMLnot 10
He was remembering the places it went to
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divadro102 16
Shieeeeeeet reminds me when I was 11 at a Walmart restroom washing my hands and some old man taps me on the shoulder and his shlong is out and he has a smile and says to me "It talks you know." Read this FML picturing that old man's face.
StephenStills 6
Was he doing the helicopter?
EsOSiQueEs 14
Did you walk in on your dad acting like a helicopter, too?
alycion 39
It'd be creepier if he had a sock with a face drawn on it covering the thing so it looked like it was smiling back.
lininnes 6
that's where your dad came from OP !!
dan_in_wi 12
(old man voice) ya know sunny, back in my day, we didn't have the blue pills you got today...
sasukefan197 2
Yum.
thejust666 6
Agreed? Agreed.
t_fml 11
That is a reason how u find someone gay
SweetLuna 10
Awe dude, no.