Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Red handed
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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ICastillo 25
I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.
LolFMLnot 10
He was remembering the places it went to
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Serisent 26
What has been seen can never be unseen. And now I'm imagining walking in on one of my grandfathers doing that and... *shudder*
krmc822 6
HAHAHA. oh grandpas, gotta love them
lininnes 6
Grandpa celebrating his first erection in 15 months ...
M3talGuitarist 9
Have you heard of this new thing called knocking? I find it pretty useful for avoiding many situations just like this one.
SailorSolaris 43
Poor OP, that can't be unseen.
RobertKing 11
Do strip clubs even give senior citizen discounts? Maybe there's an early bird special. Did the carpet match the drapes? Or was it hardwood floors?
RobertKing 11
I think it might be time to trade in your grampa for a newer eco friendly ride.
RobertKing 11
Nut farm or nut job...you make the call.
RobertKing 11
Don't worry, it's a southern thing. Down here that's what we call a "southern gentleman." I'm just happy we've grown out of that whole "bath salt phase." It really was a bad look. Out with the salts, i with the flacka.
RobertKing 11
Ahhh....the circle of life. Just think without that pecker, you're peckerhead wouldn't be here.