Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
You will NEVER be able to unsee that.
sacrosanct2 23
Christ
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sacrosanct2 23
Christ
tiernang 21
But Christ wasn't mortal.
Shrike 24
Really? Then how did he die on the cross?
Allennis44 16
Damn straight. It's gonna be tough to get that image out of his head.
NavalAvaiations1 5
I bet she was saying, "Oh God!"
groovycrazyjoe 18
knock before you enter.
tiernang 21
41, i didnt say he was immortal. i said he wasnt mortal. he could turn water into wine for christs sake!
Shrike 24
mor·tal, /ˈmôrtl/ Adjective (of a living human being, often in contrast to a divine being) Subject to death. Noun A human being subject to death. There's the definition, since you're too lazy to look it up yourself.
bluelagoon24 19
Even Christ's going to have a hard time helping OP to forget this.
Steve95401 49
You will NEVER be able to unsee that.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Judging on OP's username, I think he understands that...
Pesticides 19
Elderly people are getting more creative! we need a back up plan!
nofearjenshere 12
At least OP didn't have to see grandma "playing" with grandpa.
hemz_fml 13
If it were me, I'd get drunk so I wouldn't remember anything and I don't even drink.
ashleytianarose 13
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Soniye 14
The elderly strike again!
KK3137 31
But hey, at least you ARE mortal. I mean, imagine if you had to live with that image forever..
MichaelT17 9
U need that men and black thing
thenomad 7
Men in Black
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I totally read that as Men in Black. Mindfuck.
jackiemora 18
I didn't even realize it was wrong until I read the replies. I just automatically read it as Men In Black ._.
carnage45567 10
It's called a deneuralizer
perdix 31
#4, are you Lisa Lampanelli?
NavalAvaiations1 5
maybe her grandma was already using the big and black thing.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Haha! Very nice perdix, very nice. I don't know how many people will get that, but you got a chuckle out of me.
MichaelT17 9
The fact that u have people putting men *IN* black is hilarious so I just thought u should know that
MichaelT17 9
So ur saying I'm funny? No my name is Michael Torres
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Someone's got MPD.
kalbrek009 20
Men in black thing....a neuralizer! Lol... & hope they don't forget their Ray-Ban glasses.
theunbeatableram 3
64- well played. Very well played. But my mind has adapted to these mind *****.
Kashaqueetrah 12
What has been seen can not be unseen unfortunately.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Looks like someone else just got mauled by a pussy. But a worse one. Much worse.
3mILY_maRy629 11
Oh god. How are you not in a corner in the fetal position right now?
KingReppin956 15
Youre hot
metalhead4740 14
He never said he wasn't.
PenguinBitch 44
@#7 Op is probably doing the same face you're doing on your pic.
ironichalibut 24
Does that mean you're a god now? You have gone through some trials
Kauphy 12
Don't be such a sourpuss, Grandma has to have fun too!
Perdition25 12
No one should ever have to witness that involuntarily though.
simplykolesh 17
No one should voluntarily witness that either!
clemsi 20
they wouldn't make GILF **** if it didn't sell
sugarbaby9908 20
Just hope that you have that sexual desire when you're older :)
ABillOnFire 15
Well yea but I wouldn't want my grandkids walking in on it