Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Red handed
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Top comments
ICastillo 25
I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.
LolFMLnot 10
He was remembering the places it went to
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Comments (123)
Mf2307 15
that had to be horrible to walk in on now hopefully you can erase that memory
cmac86 24
at least he wasn't helicoptering it.
sulkboy1011 1
i exercise mine, make him do push ups til he throws up
davek 36
What happened to the helicopter post? I can't find it anymore.
mark1970 10
Ok there's an image forever burned into your mind lol
Krimzon 5
Where...?
taltamir 6
Respecting people's privacy is its own reward.
taltamir 6
delete - accidental double post
FirstFlight 2
Well, hello Dick!
iRaTTaZZi 11
maybe he had taken a viagra and was waiting for the MAGICAL STAND UP!!!