Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Red handed
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Top comments
ICastillo 25
I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.
LolFMLnot 10
He was remembering the places it went to
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Comments (123)
vbmg152 19
What the heck's going on today?? All these penis stories!
Skarkie321 18
At least he wasn't doing the helicopter.
FameNFortune 12
Let him enjoy it .
Ukeee_X 19
Please explain your name, OP :(
davek 36
That's been in your grandma. And if it hadn't, you wouldn't be here.
simoncat 11
Is he the father of the guy making his penis do helicopter things?
AnimeCookie 9
Is the penis name rusty?
jmcgee17 20
You gon learn today!!! What's the matter? You never seen a long dick?
BabyRuth96 6
It's been a while since he last got it up.
AngelSpit 18
He was probably just really happy it was still there.