OhDearGodGrandad
Ilford, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
failingdaily
Paraparaumu, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Anonymous
Auburn, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
People are awful
Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML
thefuckedupbunny
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
bridezilla
Canada
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Boca Raton, United States
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML
bman
Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
lvegadelgado_6
Deerfield, United States
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
grandpa porn
🌶️ Spicy
Red handed
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
You should take yours out too just so he doesn't feel alone.
someamishhobo 12
Don't. Make. Eye contact.
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Comments (80)
w0nderwh4t 14
Why did he have a chicken on the train?
Tripartita 45
Not that kind of ****, numb nuts. It's pretty obvious from the context that OP is talking about the flexible material used to seal air leaks through cracks, gaps, or joints less than 1-quarter-inch wide between stationary building components and materials. Wait, that's caulk…
TacoMan32 21
I find it funny that the top comment has thumbs down on it. Has that happened before?
TacoMan32 21
Okay, never mind that. It's a different comment now... That's about as awkward as saying goodbye to someone and walking the same direction
Enslaved 38
Maybe grandpa wanted to choke it?
stingray112 24
Why would your grandad bring his chicken on the train
prettynpink1997 8
?
jackel_love 14
Tick tock the ****'s out.
Redgy22 26
It's called a joke #2. Lighten up, man.
californian21 13
You must have missed the whole thing he was saying
Tripartita 45
Outstanding work, #61.
Redgy22 26
I just got bored during the first sentence. Apologies.
someamishhobo 12
Don't. Make. Eye contact.
vikky538 29
He already made eye contact but not to his grandfathers eyes though
djurmel89 30
But... Why? Anyway, I suggest burning your eyes.
SkylineFTW97 25
Tru dat. Brain bleach simply ain't gonna cut it for this one. I suggest using a melon baller.
anonymous198913 26
I don't think that's a good idea. They'll still have the image in their head. I recommend brainwashing yourself into forgetting it ever happened.
blueyes909 24
That's really disgusting; I guess it's true that old people really stop caring about what others think.
8313girl 28
So true! My dad says whatever he wants to people no matter how rude it is. He has no filter at all lol.
gabythatcher 21
Just sitting in his chair? Like hey, it's my dick in a box!
lolen2910 3
obviously it wasnt in a box if OP saw it!
OnlyNeko 13
train.. Box car... box
914smv 18
hahahaha why? that is crazy! at least he didn't get in trouble...
xxmollyxx 25
Maybe he did.
Tripartita 45
What a waste; two people from the SAME family don't need to mark one train!
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Bleach OP, it's the only cure at this point
Dave_Davington 34
You should take yours out too just so he doesn't feel alone.
Chrisrulez66 9
Haha
MariaGiovanni 25
It could be a bonding experience. Some people golf, some volunteer, others ride trains with their genitals exposed.
MichaelDeSanta 20
How cocky of him.