Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Red handed
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Top comments
ICastillo 25
I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.
LolFMLnot 10
He was remembering the places it went to
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Comments (123)
zombieslayer83 19
My precious!
insaneDONUTZ 15
im tellin you old people can get away with anything!
ttqq 7
An old guy should rob a bank. With your logic, he'd get away with it.
insaneDONUTZ 15
why so serious?
MatteKudasai 17
Osama bin Laden was quite old.
ManInTheMachine 20
He was probably pleased he could still get the one-eyed wonder up at his age!
lowshadows 21
reminiscing the places it explored. good, bad and the ugly.
PenguinBitch 44
He found what grandma meant by ****.
cd8919 12
That's a life long friendship
untouchable763 10
Like a boss.
SuperDanielNL 23
Nothing is nicer to see a happy elderly man.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
and his penis...
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Well, did you knock before you entered?
FayBerry88 11
Nothing wrong with that. If I had a penis I imagine I'd spend a lot of time smiling at it too.