Anonymous
Canyon Country, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Joe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
crazydaughter
Egypt
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
bkay26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Top comments
colton_colton 50
That's something you could've lived a happy life without seeing.
_parth 20
Some things, you wish you could delete from memory.
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_parth 20
Some things, you wish you could delete from memory.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
Definitely
zgomon 10
What's wrong with her heating up her meal before she gobbles it?
hugozac88 22
Well that blows
incoherentrmblr 22
I swear they did something like this on a Malcolm in the Middle episode...
Weirdo_Babe 13
#1 I would like to get bleach for my eyes and brain to bleach what I saw out if I were the OP Sorry that you saw something that can't be unseen OP
colton_colton 50
That's something you could've lived a happy life without seeing.
hegchog12 18
Should you not be telling this to a psychiatrist?
ndnpride88 25
You have been officially scarred for life op. Hope you bounce back
iop330 22
Well I guess it's better than seeing her performing a different type of ********. Not much though.
devildog562 33
It says blow drying. It very well could have been with moms mouth.
Morning_fml 22
*Whoosh* Did you hear that, #18? That was the joke flying by you.
ComoEsJuan 24
Going for the old Don King look...
_Peppermint_ 34
LOL. At least she wasn't giving him a ******** ¿
ndnpride88 25
Technically in a way she was lol
clumsylobster 17
Were they long or short?
Roskosity 22
Obviously long if they needed the use of a blow dryer.
GunSlinger69 19
Not as bad as the FMLs where the parents are straight up doing it.
igive 29
Idk, I think seeing the dad grinning would make it much worse. Either way, not something anyone needs to see.
royr7395 30
Wait. Did you knock first, though? o.o that may have saved you.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Good chance they didn't knock because the hairdryer was on and they assumed it wouldn't be heard.