Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Oh no
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Hangry sex
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
I need it, I want it
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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amandathecreator 22
At least he was honest!
Bulldozer36 21
Valid question imo
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Comments (103)
hannakin 16
I smell a breakup brewing
WasabiMars 21
#1 You thought they would break up over a t-shirt and an honest question? You must have had some really deep, meaningful relationships to have even contemplated that comment... let alone post it. Good for you. *rolls eyes*
russiancat464 12
Why you gotta flame on her, if the chick who posted it feels that her boyfriend saying that is worthy of an FML then clearly shes not in a good relationship
BlondePsycho 43
That seems presumptuous, plenty of people post these kinds of relationship fmls because they think the response was funny.
1dvos_grl3 21
Hun, if she broke up with him for something like that then that's pathetic. He was more than likely trying to be funny. If I was in that situation I'd be a smart ass right back.
TordNorski 30
FML my boyfriend doesn't like my shirt and enjoys sex with me. FML
amandathecreator 22
At least he was honest!
tranced_ 45
awwwww At least he was honest. .yess ..that's why she should have coitus with him. .poor guy was honest ..huh! true love.
Mauskau 36
I'd rather a guy was honest than lied to me and let me waste my money.
mistress_paz 30
I don't know if that's honesty or just deciding whether to be honest based on outcomes.
lyricalservant 21
Honest? He was willing to sacrifice that at the expense of one night stand though
EyesofStone 27
I'd appreciate the honesty, but I also wouldn't want to have sex after being made to feel unattractive. Not trying to punish him or anything, I just wouldn't want to have sex when I don't feel sexy.
Mauskau 36
Not sure about you guys but if I had a bf I'd happily have sex with him no matter what happened earlier on in the day(excluding fights over big things like cheating). I often find clothes that look nice on the hanger but look rubbish on me, and I usually need someone else to agree with me when I'm not sure.
coaches 9
It's about the shirt, not her...
TheShiphoo 14
Y'know I think you're the woman most men fear to have a relationship with. There is no pleasing a person like you when you've been done wrong.
EllaHere 16
"And if I say no, can you not think with your little friend?"
PharmacyJoe 13
To be fair, if she responded with "no" to that question, she would be proving to her boyfriend that she's only looking for compliments and not honesty, and that if he's honest with her he will be punished. Now, if she had said "I wasn't planning on having sex tonight anyway, dear," that would be different. She would be indicating that his honesty is important to her, AND she wasn't going to withhold sex from him if he answered her question truthfully.
devildog562 33
The response to "I wasn't planning on it.", is always , " who plans on sex?" Then the tricky part, keep it interesting and fun. Withholding sex would be dumb regardless , assume both enjoyed it, but it's like answering ,"does this dress make me look fat?" With ," yes but I'll still tap that fat ass." Sometimes thinkin with both heads is a dangerous game.
randomname98 22
Sounds a bit more like a joke to me, personally, but if you don't like when he says that, talk to him about it! If he cares, he would understand.
Devindelon 17
Did you guys have sex that night?
Alittleghosty 3
It matters alot. Nothing more important than telling the truth the AND getting laid
Bulldozer36 21
Valid question imo
tranced_ 45
imo - in my opinion
biebahood 15
thanks #25
devildog562 33
# - number ....
DJisHere11 19
.... - Long silence, often used in response to a stupid question.
False_Stupidity 42
- A hyphen, often used to separate two related parts of a sentence or a name.
BeastyMcbeast 19
.- Period, usually used to end a written statement. "Sally finished the sentence by placing a period on her page." Also see: Exclamation point Question mark
devildog562 33
Thai is going to sound bad: Don't forget to check out colon and semi colon.
Zebediabolical 45
. - Period. Usually used as an excuse to avoid sex!
biebahood 15
^ and this is why I love FML :'D
604 11
Easily the most important question. What's the big deal?
nreed32 20
He was saving you from yourself. Thank him!
TheAwesomeGuy123 11
Don't be mad, He could've lied and said it was pretty but instead he was giving an honest opinion.