Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Checked out
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Caught red-handed
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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Angieboo227 0
Thats nasty
jerseyboy732 16
please don't fap to the flap
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Comments (186)
Angieboo227 0
Thats nasty
Haiana04 3
And morally wrong in SO many ways... O_o
nado13579 12
Who here also read that comment in Cleaveland's voice?
spekledworf 18
Contain your eyes!
daniel1_1 13
Mother of incest!
domking1315 20
I actually felt my jaw drop when i read this fml
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
10. YES!
blackheart24 10
Wrong on every level. Desperate much OP?
Sparks808 10
Ew?
xoconnie 8
uhh.... i dont even know what to say lmaooo
_Oblivion_ 12
Gilf?
Pudagiah 12
I read 1's comment in Raven's voice. "Ya Naaaasty".
glenzhao2 16
You know you need to get laid when
QueenQuay77 10
One of the weirdest FML ever
iiDangerCloseBK 6
Sorry op, that's just weird.
Heinousness 0
It's not just weird, it's just damn wrong!!
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
GILF
Guren 0
GMILF? Eww never mind..
skoob1 12
Delete.... I don't wanna be the last one to say gmilf
Heinousness 0
What does GMLIF stand for?
DiscoRanger 0
Grandma i'd like to ****.
Heinousness 0
Ok then.. GMILF
wildsweetchild 19
GILF
NuTrees 9
I look at my grandma cleavage too! Not sexually... It's boobs I'm not not going to look at them. That's weird.
QueenQuay77 10
Huh?
skoob1 12
How did 126 get thumbed down? He explained it XD
DiscoRanger 0
Thank you.
kitkat789 2
Ok then u need a "freind" really soon man
MaydayParadexx 18
*Friend.
Heinousness 0
You could just say girlfriend/hooker/stripper/ etc.
JustDerpin 11
you need some spell check or a dictionary soon, man.
MaxTurtleLover 0
Hey KitKat, do I know you? Are you Caitlin Mac? (I won't say the rest of her last name) because I am Maxine H.
Heinousness 0
91-way to make it awkward for the rest of us.
NoisyNykkii 10
I think #3 is referring to a friend with benefits. No strings attached. Not a girlfriend/hooker/stripper.
DiscoRanger 0
'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!
Samster2000 9
You are just sick
lolfood 24
Mmmm. Saggy boobs
ycrem0n 21
OP's got no standards, ******* are *******
kocoman500 2
You know what's even sicker?? OP was most likely staring 1 and a half feet from the ground.
QueenQuay77 10
Hahaha that's hilarious
jerseyboy732 16
please don't fap to the flap
olpally 33
Anti-giggity to this one... *dick goes flaccid* while reading this fml... Yikes op, LOOK AWAY YOU CREEP!! :(
DontForgetMe4 0
Do I sense a fetish here, or do you just really need to get laid?
HeartOfLead 24
I and so was I [OP], only I was staring at 'my grandmother's cleavage. (for the lesser brains: I was staring at the words of the FML not MY grandmother's cleavage)
QueenQuay77 10
Well we know he's a breast man just look at his name but there should be a line somewhere.
berichsoon 11
Now that's just way out of line
allthatandmore 0
You think?
charlotte69er 7
Someones desperate
wildfiresgirl 7
Is she a GILF? Lol
TheSofaKing 7
I was thinking the same thing
afroninjashuffle 0
One of those young good looking grandmas in there 40s
SadDashie92 3
I sure hope so...
br0ccoli 15
Time to gauge the eyes out
BenderJ_fml 5
I'd rather gouge my eyes out than measure them...
br0ccoli 15
Haha! Wow I didn't even realize that. Thanks lol. Although measuring your eyes does seem more painful. First you must gouge, then gauge.
KeyboardWarrior 10
But how will you know the measurements without seeing it?