Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
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Top comments
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Aw, that's so awful! The things kids do these days... Wasting good ice cream. It's unbelievable.
Pedo_Bear_fml 0
How old would you say they were? Just curious.
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Comments (95)
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Aw, that's so awful! The things kids do these days... Wasting good ice cream. It's unbelievable.
Zhejan 0
It's crumbelievable.
dcbog123 0
Omg i hope that it wasnt chocolate ice cream >:O
Zezing 0
haha oh the crumbs :) ps- Ydi for being fat, now eat your icecream!
krazygirl100 9
pwnd bitch lol fat lady
jennjdub 6
Free ice cream!!! :D
skylerp101 7
#54 ps. Your a asshole
klpryde 0
Wow! Nice Shot!
Njtorres 0
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Fat is always funny =D
popoman 0
Boom, cumshot!
bleedinginside 0
popo man more like.......
mercedeslove 0
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Kids are so disgusting. The world needs more people like Casey Anthony,
allysonnn 0
ooooh no no no!!
RubyRedHead 0
What a joke.
ejrpeanut 0
WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?! You were a kid once too you know
alex_mu 0
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dumb kids wasting ice cream! but YDI cuz ur fat & ugly & look like a chick
AnaMaree 0
If I were the OP I would've ate it
totalsoccerfan 0
Kids these days? WTF is better about kids from the old days?
ilovemyflaws 0
she IS a chick. What the heck do you mean by "looks like a chick"?
perdix 31
What precision! They managed to hit your tiny, little head, instead of your voluminous rolls of fat. Hey, man, nice shot! Fatty!
WhackTheJackal 22
Wow, asshole.
Jennandco 25
Why'd you have to be such a prick?
around_the_world 0
Stupid kids.
Bright_Lights 14
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YDI for being fat.
Bright_Lights 14
Oh dear you're all pathetic for marking my comment negative. Losers.
AdviceDog 0
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_Naboo_ 0
AdviceDog gives good advice. I'd listen to him if I were you.
spellfire 0
Luckily it wasn't a brick. Very young kids don't have a full grasp on reality, but they still have enough strength to play a game of dropping something heavy from a very great height on the "tiny toy" people below.