Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I went round to my grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my grandparents' living room. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
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Top comments
Talented73 54
FYL for catching him, but God bless him for still being interested at his age, whatever that may be. I hope MY dick still works at that age!
Burle 17
Yup, old people watch ****, surprise surprise. Probably not the only time you'll catch someone watching ****
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Comments (15)
Burle 17
Yup, old people watch ****, surprise surprise. Probably not the only time you'll catch someone watching ****
RichardPencil 32
Grandma is happy that she has help. Handling Grandpa’s “needs” is probably a hard job!
Talented73 54
You said "hard"....huh-huh-huh....
RichardPencil 32
And I said job and handling, too.;)
Talented73 54
FYL for catching him, but God bless him for still being interested at his age, whatever that may be. I hope MY dick still works at that age!
Glowworm56 27
"Meow!" "Gary!" "Ha ha! I was just looking for the sports channel!"
crudeandrudeguy 29
WIN
RichardPencil 32
At least you still have that 10% plausible deniability.
tolkien897 15
dirty old men is a stereotype
tolkien897 15
*are
Lobby_Bee 18
Show your grandfather the wonderful world of the internet. Free ****!
kujiens101 24
It sounds like 90% is too low
LT_Silva101 18
Leave him alone and let your grandpa have his fun lol
Harm Varwijk 17
probably he is the reason you're on this planet. or am I behind on the gender discussions?