Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
jesus christ, dad
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Knock first
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick thinking
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Eminnis
Woodland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
Anonymous
Canyon Country, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States
Kitchen Nightmare
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
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Joswah 0
Gross. Just gross.
robbilee 14
a new ingredient to a recipe. yum
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Comments (235)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
He's just putting his all into his cooking.
its_steph 0
Lmao, gross.!
meanmachine511 0
dam girl ur cute
bishhitsandii 3
Roflmao. That would be so disturbing to see.
sculp91 0
lol cream of some old guy lmao
ngyh 0
win!
unmadebed 0
I would vomit!
sourgirl101 29
Beanie weenies?
Schizomaniac 24
All homosexual jokes aside, I ******* love weenies.
sourgirl101 29
I pick the weenies out of the beans.(:
Schizomaniac 24
Have you had Vienna sausages? Awwhhhh they're so effing delicious.
samanthadude 0
Same here, Q! (:
FFML_314 12
You ******* love weenies?
Schizomaniac 24
Yes, especially the big ones. They're juicy and I love the way they feel in my mouth.
sourgirl101 29
Yea, I think everyone should be picky about what they put in their mouths!
Schizomaniac 24
I'm combating Anna's gay implication with raging homosexuality. ii lUv dIXX!!!!!!!!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Do you like going to weenie roasts?
FFML_314 12
For my 2,400 comment I would like to say that I've just licked the bottom of a Peanut Butter jar. Without cutting it. Enjoy your day with that visual.
sourgirl101 29
It's peanut butter/jelly time!!!!
Biancaisbizarre 0
I take the weenies out of my beans too, Sour. :] My best friend is capable of eating a whole can of weenies without cooking them; it's gross.
laurabev 9
Cream of dad soup. Mmmmmmm :P
Xavi89 0
hey look on the bright side, now you know you should skip dinner.
danica45 7
haha u dont gotta eat it
bigbadtim 7
Hot dog anybody?