Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Top comments
Nhayaa2.0 17
Well, they had to come up with an excuse. Ok, you didn't buy it. But at least now you know your parents have a pretty interesting sex life ! 🤭
RichardPencil 32
Who the **** are Sarah and James? If they weren't cooking anything, how could you identify it as dinner? It could have been imaginary lunch, breakfast or brunch. Maybe the OP is higher than mom, dad, Sarah and James.
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Nhayaa2.0 17
Well, they had to come up with an excuse. Ok, you didn't buy it. But at least now you know your parents have a pretty interesting sex life ! 🤭
RichardPencil 32
Who the **** are Sarah and James? If they weren't cooking anything, how could you identify it as dinner? It could have been imaginary lunch, breakfast or brunch. Maybe the OP is higher than mom, dad, Sarah and James.
Warp1978 15
We're they cooking a spit roast in the kitchen, all the naked cooking shows I have watched recently seem to surgest this is a popular dish. 😄😄
Wadlaen 24
Well, at least they got some (pretty close) friends to socialize with during the pandemic...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Jeez... I hope they cleaned up properly afterwards. That's where the food lives.
Yudith 28
What were they cooking? Was it soap? Dog treats? Meth? Presentation fake food for the front of a pastry shop? What?
BurnInDemonFire 39
They were trying to put some buns in the ovens.
phybreawptic 13
'baters gonna 'bate
emmalou 19
not sure if you r over 18 but sounds like time to get your own place