Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
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GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
jesus christ, dad
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Knock first
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick thinking
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Eminnis
Woodland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
Anonymous
Canyon Country, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States
Kitchen Nightmare
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
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Joswah 0
Gross. Just gross.
robbilee 14
a new ingredient to a recipe. yum
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Comments (235)
aadk 0
first thing I thought of after reading this FML: Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, check in with me, and do your job haha
AVAG_ 0
FYI, I posted this, and I thought I make an account now just to clarified that I actually used the word 'd!ck,' FML changed it to Knob ;)
dirtyoldman27560 0
you were askin for it dressed like that
S3xualyAttractiv 0
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MrDanimal 0
Holy crap I do feel more sexually aware thanks to your pic!!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#205 Creeper alert.
Nomazlab 0
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
fishycanswim 0
doorknob?
AVAG_ 0
I personally think, FML were trying to make me sound proper British by replacing the word Dick, with Knob,
l3allin_all_day 0
was he out of salt??
BrayseAndChloe 0
bahaha, that's gross.
Sleekhope 0
If he's cooking with the 'same hand', then I guess it would have caused you to cringe. It still would have made you cringe anyway. How two faced, can that comment get..