Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
jesus christ, dad
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Knock first
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick thinking
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Eminnis
Woodland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
Anonymous
Canyon Country, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States
Kitchen Nightmare
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
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Joswah 0
Gross. Just gross.
robbilee 14
a new ingredient to a recipe. yum
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Comments (235)
mikey0505 0
now you know why your food had that ronchie taste all these years
SkullCanddi 0
Heheh You Should Have Yelled At Him See What He Says
mountiansnow 0
if I can't stand the **** get out of the kitchen
mountiansnow 0
meant u not i
johnnyg1018 0
who says knob ? honestly
dontgiveaflyingf_fml 0
I do, JG! As in when u r at the urinal at work, u say to yr mates all standing there taking a piss, " is this where all the big knobs hang out?" The ones with big ones laugh. the ones with under 7 inches grimace.
monnanon 14
Anything over 7 inches is a waste anyway. Unless you like comparing it with over guys all the time.
monnanon 14
*other I would also like to add that only guys with serious inferiority complexes broadcast their *coughfakecouch* penis size online.
Grell_fml 0
coughfake... couch?
monnanon 14
oops, thanks for pointing that out lol :D
christian50 0
he didn't have mayonaise so he went with the closest thing! Bahahaha
dezzyfknbanana 0
D:
Karli96 0
mmmm how did your potential siblings taste? ;)
jjrebel26 0
nobody said he came all over dinner
theAnimalsPain 10
oh mann that happened 2 mee once...i just culdnt eat with him anymore
thizzl3ear 0
u should of helped him cook haha