Today, I got fired from my recently acquired job at a doctor's office because I don't "agree with family values". The way I'm disrespecting their "family values"? I'm gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I had to reprimand an employee for her bad attitude and terrible work performance. She went to HR and said I harassed her for being gay. Guess who they believed. FML
Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML
Today, after months of dealing with homophobic abuse for my coworkers and supervisors at my previous job, I was excited to start my new job where most of my co-workers were LGBTQ. I find out a majority of them don't like me because my fiancé is a deputy sheriff. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, I got fired from a job I had already resigned from after agreeing to stay on and help them out for an extra month, despite having no contract. They fired me because a colleague refused to work with me anymore because I wouldn't date him. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
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Top comments
kagera 0
can we say discrimination lawyer?
GeekboyCol 0
Unlawful termination lawsuit. Have fun homophobic ex-boss!
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Comments (26)
FruityLoooons 8
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...huh. Well, move on.
LoganBballin16 0
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Meh, I like sucking dome too. Made a living out of it. FOL.
rottentomatoes 7
racism,,,?
530boy 0
Your species does not have full rights in this country.
ComMed1 0
then don't be
Schizomaniac 24
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I'm so gay, I pee rainbows.
FFML_314 12
Eli! I don't like your comment. Even if it was sarcastic. Your sarcasm is not convincing. Also, you will pay for your sins, my child! Muahaha. Be nice! We gay people have values.
suppressed08 2
Yeah..Gay people have the same interests and values as everyone else (as do bisexuals and transgenders for that matter :)) I dunno why someone being gay worries people so much.
kagera 0
can we say discrimination lawyer?
pink_mx_braap 0
agreeeeeee
GeekboyCol 0
Unlawful termination lawsuit. Have fun homophobic ex-boss!
thebluewizard 14
It's so stupid. Unless you were really outright about it and didn't shut up about it or something, that isn't something you should be fired for.
pandapoopDX 0
HAH
Snarky50 0
Another Litigation Lottery winner!! Sue their frikkin' pants off! They should end up living in"your" new house!
Dskaines 0
Lawsuit! They can't fire you for sexual prefrence.
SAMHAlN 0
aw man, thats so gay!
zakkyzebra 11
no. just.... no.