Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
jesus christ, dad
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Knock first
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick thinking
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Eminnis
Woodland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
Anonymous
Canyon Country, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States
Kitchen Nightmare
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Top comments
Joswah 0
Gross. Just gross.
robbilee 14
a new ingredient to a recipe. yum
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Comments (235)
brokenclockwork 0
you suck at grammar, OP. i'm surprised that this even got approved.
samanthadude 0
Irony is beautiful.
taybowden 2
this is why I don't eat at other people hommmEs! plain ass NastY!
Spastastic 6
Because you expect dinner at anyone else's house to be made by someone masturbating while cooking it? What?
imright24 0
Nobody said he didn't and/or he wasn't.
LittleMagicWolf 7
....I'm.... guessing you don't mean a stove knob. D:
carcinogan 0
lmaoo
Oz_Alice 0
What's the problem? He was just trying to turn the oven on, right?
Evan071 0
wow not so great grammer, who modded this...
sasha_kay 4
and not so great spelling on your part..it's grammar*
FFML_314 12
Not so great anything.
danceqt 0
ohhhh ewwww!
sasha_kay 4
he just wanted to give your your daily value of protein
christian50 0
and salt
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Did he give you his secret blend of herbs and spices?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a dad, having a kitchen, and being a perverted peeping Tom. #65: if you're going to bitch about other peoples' grammAr, then you should spell grammAr correctly and not have a comma splice between two independent clauses.
Grell_fml 0
Win.