Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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Joswah 0
Gross. Just gross.
robbilee 14
a new ingredient to a recipe. yum
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Joswah 0
Gross. Just gross.
LoganBballin16 0
he was making extra gravy! what are you complaining about?!? lol op fyl. But no one said you have to eat the food..
bosskidz20 2
ewww
hate_spoons 0
how akward
Tweety122888 0
oh man I would not want to be you
samanthadude 0
How would beating up a dog make anyone feel better? I really hope you don't own any pets. -.-
samanthadude 0
Maldito, the comments keep switching. ): My original comment was meant for SAMHAIN (#3).
530boy 0
eggs and sausage !
zerobahamut03 2
I think the real question here is if he is a dilf? :)
zp5 4
anyone want some ranch?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Intentional double entendre, 20? If so, nicely done.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
the knob on the stove?
zp5 4
#101 I hope your joking.
hahafylop 4
You better be 101... 103 beat me to it though...
kotomi 0
#3 looks like rick asley
ladies_man217 0
so what? I do this all the time
bbuba 0
slob on my knob like corn on the cob
srunano 4
ydi for calling a dick a knob
BallinJ 0
did u get him off and use his **** for seasoning?
epicenur 2
he turned both the stove and himself on
breegee 0
#117 haha i watched that movie! im talking abt the girl in ur picture btw xD
platypussies 0
biscuits and gravy with extra gravy? hahahaaa
benny2465 0
for once u can't say ydi for not being in the kitchen....
SeasonedLemur 5
152, I bet she's a damn site better looking than you seeing as your obviously too paranoid about your own looks to display a picture of yourself while bitching about other peoples appearences. Oh and great picture by the way been playing days upon days of call of duty recently while you smear your keyboard in gravy?? Even if you are the greatest looking guy in the world your not gonna get anyone with a terrible personality like yours. enjoy your cheeto's you smelly little virgin.
gasbreakdipdip 0
who the **** calls a penis a "knob"?
El_Mero_Mero 0
who the **** calls a dick "penis" whose calls it a "knob"??? lol
ForeverRealTx 0
Its just old man nut butter whats not to love!!
Ricky23J 0
yfi for saying knob.
tweetbaby14 18
why does it seem like all British people call penises knobs? and OP ask him if he would like a hand or a mouth...
jenknee1989 0
haha fyl xD
potatoman178 0
now that's multitasking
ZelmaSlayer 30
#117 looks like a retard.
robbilee 14
a new ingredient to a recipe. yum
iGrenade 0
ninja'd >:|
BoyFromTheFuture 0
special sauce.
aaliyahbaybee 0
Eww haha
Shookitup 0
hahaha that's nasty!
sucks4you09 0
whats with knob?
PaintTheStars 2
Fail, I meant to say 161
PaintTheStars 2
WTF my first coment died :(
killerviral 0
he's adding spur cream ^.^
ComMed1 0
cream of sum old guy sounds like a terrible dish
bigredmonkeybutt 30
ewww
MaxFishr 0
Waynes World reference ftw!
mrahhhhh 21
Guess you're not eating at home today. If I were you I'd go out and buy a nice cheeseburger :@
Kanvis78 0
Yea , where some teen was touching his knob while spitting on your burger?
Creamysweeps 5
HAHA winn
ACanadaGuy 0
Was he making cream filled pastries?
twinny_sc 13
Oh, ew. lol
kmiks411 0
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahhah!
jewelkm101 0
ok, thats just gross!
Cinn_fml 23
Bet that was a fun moment. And by fun, I mean awkward.
zackd23 0
i like MW2!!!!!!!! and boobies
ash14 0
^ and you're a ******* loser who needs to find something better to do than diss random people that didn't do anything to deserve it.
boopityboppity 11
For a 30 year old, 152, you act suspiciously like a three year old.
FFML_314 12
What are you guys reading? I read "I'm a ******* douche." Then again, I'm fluent in stupid.
tboy3500 0
what up
FFML_314 12
Da sky yo!
Alesana_Love 0
YDI for using the word "knob" p.s. Don't eat the mayo ;)
omfgitsbug 0
haha. I agree.
sasha_kay 4
they're from the UK ya twat
STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
Nice ****
boopityboppity 11
Nice etiquette. Wait a minute...
krzywosz 0
high five!
xchrist 0
hope u like whats for dinner
rottentomatoes 7
oops. lol, i'd never eat what he'd cook ever again
analyzewithin 0
Oh gross!! I'd never eat at home again!!!!