Today, my wife of 23 years said she wanted a divorce, that she didn't love me anymore and is moving out. Why? I told her I didn't want us to date and have sex with other people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I don't think you understand cause-and-effect. When she asked for an open marriage, her love for you had already diminished, if not completely disappeared.
Jman212 6
I hate to say this man. Because I am not trying to twist the knife. But my money is on the fact that she already has been dating and having sex with other people.
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Comments (7)
Mathalamus 25
Oh well. You'll be better off without the trash.
RichardPencil 32
I don't think you understand cause-and-effect. When she asked for an open marriage, her love for you had already diminished, if not completely disappeared.
Jman212 6
I hate to say this man. Because I am not trying to twist the knife. But my money is on the fact that she already has been dating and having sex with other people.
JasonThorn 23
Jeff Foxworthy once observed that "if she says she wants to see other people, it's a good chance she has already spotted a prospect and pulled it out of the herd."
lifeis4me 20
The trash has taken itself out
J15237 25
If you are having that type of conversation and argument then yes it is definitely time to end your marriage. That is truly sad considering how many years you were together, but i would leave before you caught her. Especially with another guys dick in her mouth or something.
DanielleinDC 34
Well, now you can date and have sex with other people.