Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
jesus christ, dad
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Knock first
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick thinking
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Eminnis
Woodland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
Anonymous
Canyon Country, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States
Kitchen Nightmare
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Top comments
Joswah 0
Gross. Just gross.
robbilee 14
a new ingredient to a recipe. yum
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Comments (235)
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'd check your food for traces of semen if I were you.
WaylonD 4
he was just adding cheese to your dinner!
Pooper_T_fml 0
I'm going to assume my Americanism is the reason for why I've never heard a dick being called a "knob.
Kanvis78 0
Knob, the other white meat. Beef, it's what's for dinner? Where's the beef? :)
ImApencil 0
jeez a guy can't touch his crotch in his own house anymore?
haitilover 0
ewwie
highsheep 0
YDI for not bending over and sucking him off till he explodes with his juice in your mouth.
twinkybandit 2
sick!
jjrebel26 0
ydi for enjoying your dads crotch flavor
GLfootball85 1
New taste?
skeettt 0
He must be real passionate about food...