Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my parents and I were looking for something using the TV's search bar. Despite never, ever watching anything resembling porn, one of the default search options was, "Hot female Asian sex videos." Thank God they have an excellent sense of humor, as they laughed their heads off. FML
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Top comments
kerstileann 26
i wouldnt show my parents backdoormidgetamputee.com but whatever floats your boat man.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh, once when I was 16 my dad looked at my history. I had deleted everything the day before.. But I got annoyed with the url and typed f**kingrunescape because it would not load. He swears to this day runescape is a **** site.
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Comments (95)
flufee2 27
Maybe they would have thought it was cool?? :P
drunkmunkey 24
forever alone with family right there... sounds like he should be in Alabama... too much?
BodyCountEndless 20
Yes, too much
hayleyblack2u71 21
Ya, I'm sure his little brother or sister would have thought so. OP will feel the wrath of the Momster VERY soon.
kerstileann 26
i wouldnt show my parents backdoormidgetamputee.com but whatever floats your boat man.
Just_A_Tree 20
frustratedfisting.com is NOT a website to show my family? What?
LikeYouGiveAShit 27
What about hentaitentaclerape.com can I show my family that? It's just cartoons.
tonyfan00 38
lemonparty.org is a good one...so I've heard...I can show my family that one! ...right?
Flaming_Pandas 15
*quietly lets innocence die*
Duckzy 16
I was looking for a dog and somebody suggested looking on HappyPuppies.Net so I went to look with my mom...bad idea.
patriciadusud_fml 8
What the **** is "HappyPuppies.Net" ? Don't be curious like me... Don't go there, It's not **** ! Now I have horrible, disturbing images in my mind....
A07 48
Thats why you should use Incognito mode during happy hour.
kerstileann 26
how would incognito help typing? even if he was incognito he still wouldve typed it.
TheMathMajor 26
It wouldn't have auto completed, though, so he could have caught it before it was too late
kerstileann 26
oh thank you for explaining. i never use incognito.
A07 48
Then I wish you the best of luck and hope you never have the same problem OP did.
vikky538 29
#11 incognito does not do auto complete unless you have browsed it on regular mode...
kerstileann 26
ok now i learned from this comment to never ask a question on fml. lesson learned.
JJ_86 22
And use chrome with the ad block enabled for all for all private activities. IE can still show suggestions from the browser search provider even if you're using In-Private mode.
puckmaster889 14
Happy hour? More like happy minute
patrickalamo 48
Wait... Who has been on my computer... The 3 D's "denied denied and denied "
mollyjynxjax 28
Depending on how far OP got while typing it in, they may not be able to "deny, deny, deny."
xKai_Axelx 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe you should use the internet for other stuff too sometime... like to make friends.
biebahood 15
actually for ANYTHING but to make friends... not only because of trust issues (there are some decent people tho) but because it'll kill your practical social interaction skills
Soloman212 28
You're assuming OP has any to begin with, but that's a fair point. But if someone's a shut in, it's a good place to start.
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
Just because OP watches **** doesn't mean they don't have friends.
brand125 17
5 - your comment is kind of dumb...
just1n12 18
People who watch **** have friends!
ermagherdaturdis 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe you should find a girlfriend... Or boyfriend.
brand125 17
6 - thats irrelevant to whether they watch **** or not
milehigh52 22
Coming from the girl whose profile says single.
waroftheroses 16
Give it a little while and I'm sure your family will look back and laugh :) Unless it's one of those weird sites then sorry OP. Put it down to a lesson well learned.
giantsfan2010 23
Gotta be careful when the url starts with the letter Y.
orbit 22
YouTube is bad?
just1n12 18
Youporn is not a bad website!
Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh, once when I was 16 my dad looked at my history. I had deleted everything the day before.. But I got annoyed with the url and typed f**kingrunescape because it would not load. He swears to this day runescape is a **** site.
iop330 22
BJ4bandos
thesmeagol 22
Don't lie. You wanted to see some Armadyl on Zamorak action.
ptoka 20
Saradomin rules all...
JarOfPeachz 9
"dancing" for money pl0x
fleckney26 25
**** instincts, more like **** addiction
scarman_fml 14
recent studies found that **** isn't really addicting. people can get addicted to all sorts of things but **** itself doesn't cause addiction